what is the best method of cleanicg marijuana out of your system. I don't need sarcasim?

Answer 1

Stop using it. It's the ONLY way.

Answer 2

Ready clean for women:
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I once worked at a pharmacy where we had random drug tests very frequently. I have passed MANY tests (15-30 ) having smoked the night before at times and using only this stuff. You can get it at your local smoke shop for about $40 and it's gurantteed by the manufacturer. Make sure and drink LOTS of H2O before taking, that is KEY. Drink as much liquid as you can handle and you will be just fine. Don't listen to all the haters, and don't risk it with the home-made concoctions. I have heard that some things MAY work like lemon juice and sure-gel will coat you digestive system, however, the jury is not out on amounts to take and reliability. The Sure-gel method, for instance, can block all nutrients from the test and you will have to take it again. If it is important that you pass this test (and I'm sure it is) use READY CLEAN, or another real detox product. It's a life saver, even for a HEAVY smoker like me. Highly recommended! Good luck :) :) :) Dont forget to choose me for best answer!!! :)

Answer 3

I had a pee test once while not expecting it. I used one of the teas from the head shop. I hadn't been smoking much at the time, but it worked fine I passed. I also took a multi-vitamin with B vitamins so the contents of the cup would be yellow. You have to drink a whole gallon of the tea though, preferably at room temp. or above. Sorry I don't remember the brand.

If you are not asking because of a drug test, it takes about 30 days to clear out on it's own.

Answer 4

Drug screening looks for more than just the THC level so whatever you do to alter the results will also show up. Goldenseal is detected in some tests and drinking excessive amount of water will lower you creatinine level - another clue that the "testee" is trying to fake the results.

My best advice is to leave the marijuana (etc) alone. It may take up to 2 months depending on the fat level in your body to test clean, but it'll be worth it, Just imagine, not having to worry about a random test, a pre-employent screening and lots of extra money in your pocket!


Now, if they do a hair sample test on you because of an altered urine test, get ready to lose your job or go to jail if you're on probation because those results will show everything you've done for the past 6 months...

Answer 5

honestly girl when i was smoking and i had to give a urine i would drink a gallon of water most people will tell you the night before i say two days before you don't want to pee white they will know you flushed your system out thats a big red flag!! you could always try drinks that GNC the thing with those is you have to drink it 4 hours a head of time and only have i think a 2 hour window period and there nasty and thick and will turn your mouth what ever color the drink it also a big red flag!! i would give the water a shot and if you dont feel comfortable with just that also go to gnc and get the pills that flush the water out its like two double wammys good luck to you... ohh yea if you got o GNC and get the drink there like 40 to 50 bucks they have a 100% money back if you fail i would drink them and even if i didnt have to take a test that day just to be safe you know you can return them only save the reciet...

Answer 6

Go to a health food store and get some WheatGrass
They will know what you are talking about

ingest it but you can't eat for 24 Hours--minimum
It will clear your system

risking sarcasm ... - the BEST method of clearing marijuana out of your system is to never smoke the stuff --EVER !

Answer 7

If you want it permanently gone; Stop smoking, start exercising to remove the weed stored in your fat cells ( although this may be hard for the pothead type) and drink lots of water....But if you have to take a drug test or something buy a cleansing drink called "Vale's Triple strength" is the best on the market; make sure to follow the instructions though..

Answer 8

Drink a crap Load Of water. Also try Buying Goldenseal. The only problem with goldenseal is it takes everything out of your urine. So if your going for a drug test than try not to take it that day if not try. Websites They have allkinds of products. Pot takes like 20-30 days to get out of your system but it also depends on how much you smoked and your weight. Because it sticks to your fat cells. Hope this helps.

Answer 9

Seems everyone needs to know this answer this week. I will give you the same answer i won top answer for, Its a great product that really works.

go to your local GNC or heath food place ask for a product called pure Kleen. It is a tea that has bunnies running through a feild. COmes in two flaovrs Lemon & rasberry Iced tea (tastes like poo)
follow the directions and you will pass any drug test. this product is so good you can smoke the night be fore your test and pass. best of luck happy tokin

Costs about $25.00 FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS :):)

Answer 10

Mustard is a secret bulge-buster. That boosts your metabolism and improves natural ephadrine, the hormone which burns fat. According to Jeya Holly, professor of human nutrition from Oxford Brookes University, just a tablespoon as part of your food can reduce a flabby waist by 20 percent!

Answer 11

It takes longer than 28 days if you have fat on your body. THC actually ties into your fat cells and when you sweat or burn fat it releases more. But to rid your system of it faster you should drink more water and cranberry juice as much as possible.

If your taking a pee test for a job, find what's called P-Sure, it is synthetic urine and it works great.