2006-07-17 11:19:58 · 24 answers · asked by cutewitch 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
and does he ever check his voice mail?
2006-07-17 11:20:34 · update #1
he felt he was being harassed by humanity, so he change the #
2006-07-20 13:42:17 · answer #1 · answered by EmO ChiLd :* 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
GOD's cell number is that did I pray 5 times daily as he asked me to do and did I followed HIS commands ,or am I a good person .I could call GOD in my prayers and supplicated to HIM ,I will dial the number quickly by raising my hand towards the sky and ask HIM what I want and ask Him to forgive me always and to help me to increase adoring HIM and reading the Holly Qur"aan and follow Prophet Mohammad's steps .You can open this web site it may help you www.islamalways.com
2006-07-17 18:37:06 · answer #2 · answered by fatush1234 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call him by making the sign of the Cross. In the name of the Father the Son and the Holy Spirit.
2006-07-17 19:05:30 · answer #3 · answered by Edsmack 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hes number is 1-800-nee-dgod[1-800-633-3469]
if he doesnt answer this is what his voicemail will sound like:
Thank you for calling heaven.
For English press 1
For Spanish press 2
For all other languages, press 3
Please select one of the following options:
Press 1 for request
Press 2 for thanksgiving
Press 3 for complaints
Press 4 for all others
I am sorry, all our Angels and Saints are busy helping other sinners right now. However, your prayer is important to us and we will answer it in the order it was received. Please stay on the line.
If you would like to speak to:
God, press 1
Jesus, press 2
Holy spirit, press 3
To find a loved one that has been assigned to heaven press 5, then enter his social security # followed by the pound sign.
(If you receive a negative response, please hang up and dial area code 666)
For reservations to heaven, please enter JOHN followed by the numbers, 3 16.
For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, life and other planets, please wait until you arrive in heaven for the specifics.
Our computers show that you have already been prayed for today, please hang up and call again tomorrow.
The office is now closed for the weekend to observe a religious holiday.
If you are calling after hours and need emergency assistance, please contact your local pastor.
Thank you and have a heavenly day.
-Kenya
2006-07-17 18:38:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He did not pay his previous bills so Verizon cut him off.
Jesus came to this planet to try to make some money and pay off the debth but he was killed before he made a final payment.
So no cell phone for GOD.
2006-07-17 18:25:07 · answer #5 · answered by PicassoInActions 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He only accepts knee-mail. Which is why nobody thought it was strange for the altar boy to kneel in front of the priest.
2006-07-17 19:17:01 · answer #6 · answered by Nerdly Stud 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent Post MX3Baby!!!
2006-07-17 18:25:23 · answer #7 · answered by sweetie_baby 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1-800-NOTREAL
No, he's too busy not existing to do anything else, which includes checking his nonexistent voice mail.
2006-07-17 18:22:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is living with the Mormons. She is against technology. You must change that God with a brand new one... Me for example...
BY THE WAY I AM MALE
2006-07-24 18:24:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't know about his cell phone number, but I know he reads 'Knee-Mails'.
2006-07-17 18:26:54 · answer #10 · answered by Animal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he does not need one. all you have to do is pray to Jehovah, you never get a busy signal either. you don't need to make the sign of any cross. Jehovah does not like us to worship anything or anybody but him. he is jealous. Jehovah means jealous
2006-07-17 20:07:54 · answer #11 · answered by lover of Jehovah and Jesus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋