1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.
2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR
BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S *** AND
HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A
HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO
5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM
SOOOOO MUCH.
6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW
SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.
8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.
9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US
JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.
10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS LIKE THE FLOOR
2006-07-17 10:39:56 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Getting in touch with your feminine side, huh?
2006-07-17 12:04:10 · answer #1 · answered by itty 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like me every saturday :)
2006-07-17 17:46:33 · answer #2 · answered by cc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it's true. I really thought we had something going there. That is until you wharfed on my shoes and told me that yours was bigger!
2006-07-18 00:56:45 · answer #3 · answered by Antny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds about right....
2006-07-17 17:47:07 · answer #4 · answered by imnolongerusingthis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you found my purse? I told you it was under your bed.
*wink*
2006-07-17 21:13:49 · answer #5 · answered by Gypsy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are we that transparent?
damn!
we so thought we had you guys fooled!
2006-07-19 11:04:10 · answer #6 · answered by Zippy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that pretty much sums it up
2006-07-17 17:42:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋