A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead.
Well, the blonde is angry, She opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells "No, honey, don't do it." The blond replies "Shut up, you're next."
2006-07-17 10:39:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish. The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into brown haired woman and she swims off the island.
The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one. So, instantly she is turned into a black haired woman. The black haired woman builds a boat and sails off the island.
The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The fairy turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge.
2006-07-17 10:39:29 · update #1
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."
2006-07-17 10:40:05 · update #2
A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building. Below, a few firefighters are holding a blanket telling the redhead to jump.
When the redhead jumps the firefighters snatch the blanket away and she hits the concrete.
When the firefighters ask the brunette to jump she jumps and again they pull the blanket away.
When the firefighters ask the blonde to jump she replies, "I don't trust you, so just put the blanket down and back away."
2006-07-17 10:40:36 · update #3
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the same time. Who lands first?
The dumb blonde because smart blondes don't exist.
2006-07-17 10:40:56 · update #4
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering
what happened to her. She answered the phone, sobbing, and said she couldn't get out of her room.
"You can't get out of your room?" the captaind asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied, "There are only three doors in here, "she cried," one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says "Do Not Disturb"!!
2006-07-17 10:41:22 · update #5
Didn't really care for the second one, but the others were hilarious
2006-07-19 11:26:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How dare you insult blondes like that, I am a natural blonde and I am as intelligent as Albert Einstein rolled in with the Curies and Stephen Hawking!!! I am the Master of the Universe! Kneel before me!
2006-07-17 11:03:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you very much,
thoroughly enjoyed the jokes .
Keep it up.
2006-07-22 11:25:19 · answer #3 · answered by Ronnie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm blonde but I think they're funny!!!
2006-07-18 01:36:01 · answer #4 · answered by Tippy St Clair 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good night night sweet dreams x
2006-07-17 10:45:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAplonk
Sorry was just laughing my head off
2006-07-17 11:04:10 · answer #6 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two long a question
2006-07-17 10:44:08 · answer #7 · answered by leslie c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is no answer,..................
didnt like the 2nd one much
night
2006-07-17 10:44:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sos that was funny
2006-07-17 11:13:56 · answer #9 · answered by cashdog137 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny :)
2006-07-17 13:01:23 · answer #10 · answered by Atreides 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋