Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same exclusive club had made a pact.
When one dies, they agreed, the others will lay $5,000 each on his coffin so he'll have some spending money in the after life.
Well, one day the professor passes away. At his funeral the three friends took turns going up to the coffin and paying their respects.
The doctor was first, laying 50 $100 bills inside the casket.
Next was the businessman, tearfully placing his $5,000 cash next to his deceased friend.
Then the lawyer approached the coffin ..... wrote out a check for $15,000 ... laid it in the casket, and picked up the 10 grand in cash.
2006-07-17 10:27:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I dont get it?
2006-07-17 10:30:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Average
2006-07-22 13:39:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Humanity.!?
2006-07-17 10:31:32 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, that's ten minutes of my life I will never get back.
2006-07-23 04:15:42 · answer #4 · answered by arwen4838 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's ur point??? U want us to rate your joke???? well.... IT'S ONE OF THE WORST JOKES EVER!!!! At least blonde jokes (which u complain about) are funny!!!!
2006-07-17 10:32:17 · answer #5 · answered by Dan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good, but your money system should be in pounds, shouldn't it. Or is in now euros?
2006-07-17 11:07:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I cant stand jokes,I nearly fell asleep.
2006-07-17 10:32:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just like a lawyer...lol
2006-07-17 10:32:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that joke...it was funny
2006-07-17 10:31:12 · answer #9 · answered by Leroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go back to Blonde joke's.......
2006-07-17 22:02:51 · answer #10 · answered by Joe King 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
liked it
2006-07-24 01:28:21 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋