I am now selling GOD!!! I just came across a big shipment of 100% pure GOD. Now availible in 1 once vials to 55 gallon drums for the hard core believer! And try our new GOD detergent and clean with the power of GOD. BUT WAIT, if you act now we will include one can of compressed GOD so you can spray your problems away... just add faith! We dare any believer to prove that new GOD in a can does not work! Wanted: Used Car Salesmen, snake oil vendors and new marketing Ideas.
2006-07-17 10:09:57 · 11 answers · asked by alaskanmetal 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
me me me me i want some. i just had a lobotomy so i too now believe in the savior just like all those other christian people.
2006-07-17 10:17:07 · answer #1 · answered by kurleylovescheese 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Make the last step you take in this life be the first step you take into the luxury of "Heavenly Estates". Why spend eternity floating on a cloud when, for 10% of your income while here on Earth, you could reside in a Huge white marble, gold trimmed mansion with cherubim taking care of your every need? Act today, the end is near and a two year minimum payment is needed to guarantee your place in" Heavenly Estates".
I figure that if damn mystics can sell the lie of Heaven, I can sell real estate there too.
2006-07-17 17:14:44 · answer #2 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
18When Simon saw that the Spirit was given at the laying on of the apostles' hands, he offered them money 19and said, "Give me also this ability so that everyone on whom I lay my hands may receive the Holy Spirit."
20Peter answered: "May your money perish with you, because you thought you could buy the gift of God with money! 21You have no part or share in this ministry, because your heart is not right before God. 22Repent of this wickedness and pray to the Lord. Perhaps he will forgive you for having such a thought in your heart. 23For I see that you are full of bitterness and captive to sin."
2006-07-17 17:18:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry but I have God to share for free.
2006-07-17 17:20:30 · answer #4 · answered by Debra M. Wishing Peace To All 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh...actually, I was looking for God repellant - orr at lest some stuff to keep his followers away. Got any of that??
2006-07-17 17:15:37 · answer #5 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
2006-07-17 17:12:19 · answer #6 · answered by RandyGE 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No thanks.
I use an entirely different kind of manure to fertilize my garden...
2006-07-17 17:20:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Wow I'll buy some.
2006-07-17 17:15:40 · answer #8 · answered by xoɟ ʍous 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
could I buy some stock first though?
2006-07-17 17:13:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are ludicrous.
2006-07-17 17:14:12 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋