actually i bought the catnip for him....and now he got arrested...
he blames me for it....
he said when he gets home..hes going to do BIG *NO* *NO* things to me...
How can i show that i'm still the dominant one in the house....Should i fart in his prescence again?
2006-07-17 09:37:49 · 23 answers · asked by Robot Chicken 1 in Pets ➔ Cats
lmfao!! thats actaully a pretty funny joke! lol :)
2006-07-17 10:59:26 · answer #1 · answered by tupacamarushakur7196 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Actaully you are contributing to the delinguincy of a cat who doens't know any better.
You're the one that belongs in jail. You are just like a drug dealer and I don't blame the poor cat at all! He should do "NO NO's to you.
2006-07-17 17:30:49 · answer #2 · answered by helpme1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man its his fault he left the house with it on him.
If he wasnt so high he might have left it at the crib and just got cited for being under the influence.
Leave him sit in jail and move without leaving a forwarding address.
2006-07-17 16:41:38 · answer #3 · answered by Biker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hhaahhaa thats hilarious ur cat got arrested for catnip damn i better tell my cat the piggys are crackin down on em... bail the kitty out he deserves a second chance
2006-07-17 17:53:40 · answer #4 · answered by Lil Kaluha5555555 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely--cats are the source of evil in the world--let him rot in jail. All that Old Testament crap about the devil and all is just another clever deception by cats.
2006-07-17 16:41:36 · answer #5 · answered by Pepper 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Our cat is addicted. He comes to me for his fix. It gets tiresome being his dealer.
Let him sit in jail, without his drugs, for a few days. Maybe rehab?
2006-07-17 18:55:14 · answer #6 · answered by Rhaneieve 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha! your funny accually catnip is a herb it relaxs cat its not a drug but i see how a cat could get arrested for it.
2006-07-18 09:22:14 · answer #7 · answered by prego lemur <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good luck. Maybe you can sit together and do some catnip together. Out of sight of course. lolol. Dominant? where a cat is concerned? Oh please, just until he poops in your shoe.
2006-07-17 16:42:35 · answer #8 · answered by skye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hold him and pet him until he loves you again, even if he doesn't like it at first. Even if he scratches and bites. Love the fur off his little kitty head if you have to.
2006-07-17 17:09:27 · answer #9 · answered by Jewel C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, it's your fault, you bought it for him. I grow it for my cats. Always check for helicoptors flying over the back garden.
2006-07-17 17:15:31 · answer #10 · answered by Lee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least he wasn't on the internet looking up kitty porn.
2006-07-17 16:39:39 · answer #11 · answered by postalmaria 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋