should i do it back to it....to show dominance?
2006-07-17 09:18:56 · 51 answers · asked by Robot Chicken 1 in Pets ➔ Cats
LMAOOOO hahahaha...that's the funniest thing i eveer heard..
in MY opinion..i think you should fart back unexpectedly..just to show who's boss. but make sure you laugh in it's face later
2006-07-17 12:55:23 · answer #1 · answered by HiLovely 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Have you ever farted in his presence? If so, was the cat offended? The cat doesn't need for you to show that you're dominant. The cat knows where it gets its food and shelter. Give the cat a break. The cat can't control its bodily functions as well as humans can.
2006-07-17 09:23:25 · answer #2 · answered by valkyria 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well not really... But if it does anything else too close to you you can be offended. As for showing dominance, DO NOT FART ANYWHERE CLOSE TO IT, Because cats are very sensitive an d he might choke to death or worse attack you from behind.. :P
2006-07-17 09:49:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Show that cat who is supreme being of the household. In order to get the best fart, eat and drink these things (not in exact order): cabbage, pork & beans, bran muffins, "extremely" hot salsa, sharp cheddar cheese, coffee, tomato juice and pickles. Now you don't have to eat all of these things. Just eat 2-3 things listed above. When the time is right, bury the cat's head in your a** and show him who's the master. By the way, just in case you ask I do have a lot of time on my hands.
2006-07-17 09:30:42 · answer #4 · answered by stoner33709 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should light a candle, put it on the ground, have the cat on one end and yourself on the other, see which one of you have a strong enough fart to burn each other. Before playing this game, Make sure that you both eat some very spicy chili. oh yea, dont forget, you have an advantage, the cat has more hair to burn. Make that pussy burn!!!!
2006-07-17 09:23:24 · answer #5 · answered by Frank 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is something that should not be allowed to escalate. Cats do not care, and will eventually get the upper hand when you least expect it. Sew the cat's butt shut to show dominance.
2006-07-17 09:22:30 · answer #6 · answered by Besmirched Tea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe, Your funny...
I think you Should Work up a Really Big'en and fart on its head as you say to show the little Pussy just who's the big dog on the block
2006-07-17 09:22:02 · answer #7 · answered by Scott 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hold the cat down in the seat, then carefully, without sitting on the cat, fart right back on it's head.
2006-07-17 09:20:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the cat world, farting in anothers face is considered a compliment. You should fart in your cat's face to return the complement.
2006-07-17 09:22:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes, fart right in front of him. AND then go use his litter box and forget to bury your business...That ought to show him. Then open you a nice yummy can of tune in spring water (if you like tunafish; if you don't, try a can of chicken, all breast meat of course) and don't bother sharing with him. That ought to show him.
2006-07-17 09:45:15 · answer #10 · answered by skye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should take it to the pound! A farting cat?!!!? Thats not natural, get rid of it right away!
2006-07-17 09:21:03 · answer #11 · answered by kafka2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋