What is the funniest thing you've ever caught your child doing?

Answer 1

My son was about 4 and my sister kept messing with him and he did not want to play he was watching sesame street. And she kept kissing on him and hugging him making him miss sesame street. So as it went to commerical she asked him to go into the refrigerator to get her a glass of water. Well he go the water and brought it too her and watched her drink it and after she had drunk all the water. He told her that he had got it out of the toilet. We still laugh about that today. He is now 18. No one lets him get them water.

Answer 2

ONe day I was at work and my husband was at home with our children 2 and 4. Well when I got home, I found my husband sleeping on the couch and the kids were real quite. I walked through the kitchen to find them in the fridge going through everything. There was birthday cake, eggs, juice, milk and basically all the contents of my fridge on the floor and all over them. I couldn't get mad at them b/c I just kept laughing. What made it even funnier though is when I woke my husband up and made him clean the kids and their mess. It took him about an hour to get the blue birthday cake out of our white tile.

Answer 3

My son was sitting on the floor naked and he started peeing like a fountain. That didn't bother me half as much as him trying to get him a drink from that same fountain. Than there was this time I was asleep on the couch and my daughter woke me up and handed me something. It was like a bowl or pottery that someone might have made at school in art class but it was molded out of her poop. Yeah that was the crappiest present I have EVER gotten.

Answer 4

My son was 7 yrs old at the time and he had cut himself on the forhead with some toy as we were driving to go shopping at the mall and he said "mommy i have a owie on my head" I told him to look in the glovebox for a bandaide and put it on his owie, I didn't look at him because i was driving in traffic,, well when we got to the mall i glanced over to him as i was parking and about hit the car next to us because what he used at a bandaide for his owie was actually a Kotex maxi pad,, sticky side to his forhead!

Answer 5

Making his face up like a clown with permanent markers. Twelve days before it finally came off completely, and during that time he had his school photograph.

Answer 6

I had 2 big garbage bags full of styrofoam peanuts in a closet, and when I was in the shower my kids got into them - it looked like the bags had exploded, there were peanuts EVERYWHERE - took me hours to clean them all up!

Answer 7

Had folded laundry on my bed. Little girl I was watching & my son both came out with the clean bathroom toilet tank covers with the elastics hanging over their arms like purses, my high heels on, & toilet tank covers on their heads like hats!

Answer 8

Smoking a cigarette and blowing the smoke into the bathroom sink cabinet, as if it was going to cover up the smell of the smoke.Busted L.O.L. !

Answer 9

i couldn't find my little brother when he was a baby one day-- and we were looking EVERYWHERE outside, inside-- and we were about to call the cops because we were so scared (he was almost 2). well right before i called there was some noise coming from a tree plant thing we had in our living room-- well i went and looked and i found my baby brother sh*tting in the plant. :\ yeah....lmao.

Answer 10

The first time my 3 year-old son told me "MOM, YOU ARE IN TIME OUT" because I took his favorite toy from him because he was pushing his brother. It was so funny the face and the look he gave me, he was so serious about it!!!