I mean, the banana, except for its lack of singing/dancing skills was so perfect. Why then did he make the coconut? I compared it to my mouth, forming an O and everything, and it won't fit. It's hard as a rock, and pretty high up in those trees. Plus, it's hairy! I just don't understand why God would make bananas so great, and just totally shaft us with these coconuts. Was God f&%king with us? Because if so, that makes me pretty damned mad!
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/banana-god-p1.php
Oh, and FYI... this guy is not showing you the atheist's nightmare. I don't know a better way to say this... but this is about the funniest "proof" of creationism that I've ever seen. I would hope that some of the more learned Christians out there realize that this is NOT helping their cause... :)
2006-07-17 08:05:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That guy was hilarious!!! An idiot, but hilarious. He can't be serious. If I wan't an Atheist already this guy would make me one. I kept waitng for him to shove that banana into his mouth.
2006-07-17 08:14:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Coconuts are meant to convey the lesson that sometimes you have to work pretty hard for that delicious white meat. Besides, they were needed for Abbott and Costello movies.
2006-07-17 08:09:14 · answer #2 · answered by reluctant 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
coconut milk is really good though. i think a coconut was made to be a complex puzzle that we would have to spend hours on just to figure out how to get inside. honestly, i dont know. its fun to say the word coconut.
2006-07-17 08:17:36 · answer #3 · answered by lavatsunami 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.
2006-07-17 23:05:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey isn't that other guy Mike Seaver, let's have some Piña Colada & Banana Daiquiri, âªclinkâ« to growing pains
2006-07-17 08:22:38 · answer #5 · answered by Voodoo Doll 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The captain needs to get layed once in awhile instead of thinking up stupid **** like this.
2006-07-17 08:19:16 · answer #6 · answered by faversham 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nature's perfect bowling ball.
2006-07-17 08:10:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, well-- everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Faith is just that-- faith. You chose what you believe in or not, and despite evidence on either side, it still comes down to your own choice.
2006-07-17 08:11:12 · answer #8 · answered by Lisa the Pooh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two coconuts and one banana between them look like.........
2006-07-17 08:10:42 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm Makes me wonder why He made you. He must have been f&%king with us. lol
2006-07-17 08:11:33 · answer #10 · answered by Ariel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋