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Boudreaux, the smoothest-talking Cajun in the Louisiana National Guard, got called up to active duty one day. Boudreaux's first assignment was to a military induction center, and because he was a good talker they assigned him the duty of advising new recruits about government benefits, especially the GI insurance to which they were entitled.
Before long, the Captain in charge of the induction center began noticing that Boudreaux was getting a 99% sign-up rate for the more expensive supplemental form of GI insurance. This was odd, because it would cost these low-income recruits $30.00 per month more for the higher coverage, compared to what the government was already providing at no charge.
The Captain decided that he would not ask Boudreaux directly about his selling techniques, but instead he would sit in the back of the room at the next briefing and observe Boudreaux's sales pitch.
Boudreaux stood up before the latest group of inductees and said, "If you has da normal GI insurans an'’ you goes to Iraq an' gets youself killed, da governmen' pays you beneficiary $20,000. If you takes out da supplemental insurans, which cost you only t'irty dollars a mons, den da the governmen' gots ta pay you beneficiary $200,000!"
"NOW," Boudreaux concluded, "which bunch you tink dey gonna send ta Iraq first?"

2006-07-17 07:54:20 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Civic Participation

6 answers

LMFAOff

Thanks For The Laugh

2006-07-17 07:57:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

it was to complicated for me to read all through it.. so i do not think it is a good joke.. i do not like the type of joke it is either..but good try

2006-07-17 08:31:33 · answer #2 · answered by sanangel 6 · 0 0

i either didnt get it or it wasnt funny

2006-07-17 08:35:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

tooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long i dont have all day

2006-07-17 08:05:41 · answer #4 · answered by greendayforce 1 · 0 0

heh

2006-07-17 08:04:37 · answer #5 · answered by Black Sabbath 6 · 0 0

very good

2006-07-17 08:01:19 · answer #6 · answered by icouldbe007 2 · 0 0

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