The other night I was invited out for a bachelorette party with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed I knew that 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos, which equals MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, ‘Oh ****’, cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
2006-07-17 07:43:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Civic Participation
LOL
That was hilarious!
2006-07-17 07:46:44 · answer #1 · answered by Pitchow! 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Got that one in an e-mail 2 weeks ago. It was ok.
2006-07-17 14:45:38 · answer #2 · answered by I Know Nuttin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it. Thanks for sharing, but id never be able to remember it all to repeat it. Im easily distracted what can I say.
2006-07-17 14:51:18 · answer #3 · answered by Coyote 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-17 15:57:59 · answer #4 · answered by Justcurious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that sounds like something i did this weekend. that was very funny, like it alot.
2006-07-17 14:51:34 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny.
2006-07-17 14:48:14 · answer #6 · answered by Myzz T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it
2006-07-17 14:47:08 · answer #7 · answered by da big red juggalo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, good chuckle
2006-07-17 14:46:28 · answer #8 · answered by digital genius 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love it so hilarios
2006-07-17 14:48:03 · answer #9 · answered by Mariel vl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry... not funny
2006-07-17 14:47:56 · answer #10 · answered by ride_redd03 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋