Think of the number 131 subract by 5 add 12 to the number then divide by 2 then what do you get
Its my favorite number
whoever gets it and the joke gets the ten points
2006-07-17 07:24:01 · 16 answers · asked by Mr. Boodle McNoodle 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
69, and it reminds me of the guy who knew nothing about sex so he decides to visit a prostitute for lessons.
"Right love," She says, "We'll start with a 69."
"What's that?" He asks, completely baffled.
"I'll show you," She says "lie down"
Well the guy lies down and she straddles him and they get down to it. After a few minutes she suddenly breaks wind right in his face.
"God almighty." He shouts, "That stinks. It's like bad eggs."
"Yes" She replies laughing, "I had a couple for breakfast. Just carry on as you were."
A few minutes later she does it again.
"Hellfire'" He shouts, "That smells like a gas attack. It's horrible."
"Must be the beans." She mutters between mouthfuls.
Suddenly he throws her off and jumps up.
"What are you doing?" She asks, surprised.
"Sorry love, I'll have to finish." He replies, gasping and tears in his eyes, "But I don't think I could take the other 67!"
2006-07-17 07:49:24 · answer #1 · answered by quatt47 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
69
2006-07-17 14:28:36 · answer #2 · answered by SprinkleS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
13
2006-07-17 14:29:26 · answer #3 · answered by wellaem 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
69 u a boaz
2006-07-17 14:59:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well it's 69.Now my TEN POINTS PLEASE...i am waiting.
2006-07-17 14:36:15 · answer #5 · answered by sulaiman s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get to lick and suck while i am licked and sucked (fav position), or you can call it a 69.
2006-07-17 14:33:34 · answer #6 · answered by sam_keane_uk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
negetive 57
2006-07-17 14:48:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok here it is.... take 24x2=_?__ that told plus 48 - 27 = U'r favorite number.......
2006-07-17 14:40:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
69
69 +1 is 70 so you own me one...lol
2006-07-17 14:46:50 · answer #9 · answered by union_lonely_girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
69....plz may i have 10 points please it is up 2 u
2006-07-17 15:18:41 · answer #10 · answered by breka 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋