MY TIME MACHIENE WORKED whoo hoo
news headlines form the year 2063.
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the 7th largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
Spotted owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in Bushra, the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica!
Castro finally dies at age 115; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush
2006-07-17 07:03:46 · 11 answers · asked by Doug B 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS! Thanks for the laugh. You crack me up......but certainly Chelsea won't be president. (Do you think?) ;-)
2006-07-17 07:07:40 · answer #1 · answered by oph_chad 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
You're a fraud....
I REALLY HAVE come back from the future and the mutants have taken over. They've assumed the roles in the world that humans used to occupy but they aren't doing anything any different. History is just repeating itself.
LOOK:
2006-07-18 19:44:13 · answer #2 · answered by Frog Five 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you a book writer for children? If not you should really look into it. You're pretty good. I know my 10 year likes those kind of adventure stories. ; )
2006-07-17 14:08:22 · answer #3 · answered by thisisme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've got the makings of a good book there! Keep at it, and good luck!
2006-07-17 14:06:50 · answer #4 · answered by Ariel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come Lord Jesus! Come quickly and rapture your faithful ones.
ASAP!!!!
2006-07-17 14:07:37 · answer #5 · answered by Makemeaspark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, you're retareded and a xenophobe.
2006-07-17 14:07:14 · answer #6 · answered by Lucifer T. Chick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent...I bet at least half of those will come true
2006-07-17 14:06:02 · answer #7 · answered by Arthur Q 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess you fullfilled Jesus profecies so now we can live peacefully.
Thank god no more Jesus for us
2006-07-17 14:30:35 · answer #8 · answered by PicassoInActions 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that would make a good movie
2006-07-17 14:09:31 · answer #9 · answered by cc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who didn't see that coming
2006-07-17 14:06:45 · answer #10 · answered by how dare I 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋