2006-07-17 06:47:50 · 31 answers · asked by Lucifer T. Chick 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
JLL - Right back at ya.
2006-07-17 06:49:33 · update #1
Moses - I aim to please. Happy to be of service.
2006-07-17 07:00:39 · update #2
NONE. Quit insulting our mother.
2006-07-17 06:49:17 · answer #1 · answered by Maurus B. 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Grilled cheese is definitely a miracle, so I don't care about the bible. Grilled bible is always nice, though.
2006-07-17 06:52:10 · answer #2 · answered by Heckel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Revelation 23
2006-07-17 06:49:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honestly, they need to take such things out of the realm of the spiritual and make it into a category of art form, sort of like illuminated writing. I like the idea of Impressionism, but really, the impression comes from within, suggested by the murky form on the canvas (or bread, depending).
2016-03-16 01:03:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey that's really weird! cause a couple of days ago i was eating lunch and this grilled cheese just popped up on my plate! well i guess there's no more virgin Mary anymore!
by now shes probably just virgin excrement.
2006-07-17 08:41:37 · answer #5 · answered by The Thpeech Pathologitht™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's the same book where it talks about Mary appearing as a water stain under a freeway overpass, or a potato chip, or in tree bark.... have I missed a place?
2006-07-17 06:52:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know I have had a terrible day and am just in the mood to start sending out nasty replies to anyone I think is a moron.
Then I read your question and realized it topped anything I could come up with.
I take my hat off to you!
Your resilliant scribe
Allan W Janssen
2006-07-17 06:52:38 · answer #7 · answered by Moses 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I remember that news story. Amongst others.
No book in the Bible covered that particular manifestation. Sorry.
2006-07-17 06:52:27 · answer #8 · answered by Riverblossom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The book of Internet marketing ...right between Genesis and Revelations
2006-07-17 06:52:15 · answer #9 · answered by USuck79 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Virgin my ***, she was bangin the the sheep-hearders behind that dumb-assed carpenters back and needed a quick "get out of jail free" card when she got knocked up. The only thing immaculate about her conception was how many sheperds she could do at one time. beeeyotch
2006-07-17 06:54:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
None that I can think of. Maybe you should write your own 'holy book' and make it about the story of the cheese sandwich.
2006-07-17 06:51:33 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋