I call it The Regression Theory.
Darwin was half right. The Creation Theory is half right.
Man was here first and the Ape is elolving from Man. You need proof? Just look around you at some of your neighbors, your politicians and your religious leaders. Regression is at hand and we seem to be returning to the more primative Dark Ages.
2006-07-17 06:34:33 · 9 answers · asked by Doc Watson 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Cutiepie: Does Thou Not Recognizeth Homor When Thou Seeth It?
2006-07-17 06:43:51 · update #1
Apparently humor also seems to not be evolving.
2006-07-17 06:56:45 · update #2
This theory was proposed long ago.
It was dubbed "devolution".
2006-07-17 06:40:01 · answer #1 · answered by Alexander Shannon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you may think theyre both half right, but you're all wrong. the Creation theory is right.
Genesis 1:25 says: And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and the cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
If you read on, the next verses say how God created man in His own image. This was the sixth day.
So what I'm getting at is, if God made the animals and man in the same day, there's no way apes could have evolved from humans. So next time, instead of making up your own theories, you should be reading up on Creation, the truth.
2006-07-17 13:52:41 · answer #2 · answered by donaldblake2007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Bishop says that the theory of evolution is a farce and he or any of us did not come from apes. Adam and Eve were the first two creatures here and in the image of God. God did not look like a Neanderthal.
2006-07-17 13:41:00 · answer #3 · answered by Cutiepie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a few jokes that come to mind regarding your theory of regression, but I'll keep those to myself.
I'll just give you one hint: MTV
2006-07-17 13:39:20 · answer #4 · answered by casey_leftwich 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree, George W. Bush is proof!
2006-07-17 13:39:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know a monkey is smarter than George Bush!
2006-07-17 13:47:38 · answer #6 · answered by Ha Ha Charade You Are................... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey, not all evolution advances the species, but in time, those will die out (just not in enough time).
2006-07-17 13:39:05 · answer #7 · answered by Kenny ♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are we not men?
We are Devo.
Are we not pinheads?
D E V O
2006-07-17 16:33:37 · answer #8 · answered by byhisgrace70295 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, but not all together too intelligent.
2006-07-17 13:37:39 · answer #9 · answered by kcobain96 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋