Y DID THE PENNEY JUMP OFF THE BRIGE.
BECAUSE HE HAD NOT ENOUGH CENTS
IF U TELL ME MORE JOKES ILL VOTE U FOR BEST ANSWER
2006-07-17 06:18:02 · 13 answers · asked by lizzythelizzerdwhosucksmygizzard 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one! I am trying to think of a joke....
"Why did the chicken cross the road"? ....to show the Possum it COULD BE DONE!
What does Michael Jackson call the perfect "10"?....Two five-year-olds!
Why did Michael Jackson rush to the K-Mart sale??....Little boys pants were HALF-OFF!!
What do you call three blonde jokes?...
HANSON!!
What do Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common??...
They both like 40-year-old meat in 5-year-old buns!
spell TUPAK backwards.............
KAPUT!
Your Momma's so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!!
what do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinocerous??.............................
ELEPHINO!!
Think...
Enuf for now...
2006-07-17 06:43:51 · answer #1 · answered by deonne r 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
A mental patient woman, sees a man in the pool drowning, she jumps in and saves him. When the nusre found out about her heroic save, she tells the woman, I have some good news and bad news. The good news is you are free to go, but the bad news is, the man you saved hung himself in the bathroom, and died. The patient says. He didn't die. I hung him there to dry. How soon can I go?
2006-07-17 13:28:41 · answer #2 · answered by newyorkpiece 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A grasshopper walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender tells the grasshopper, "Hey....we have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks at the bartender in disbelief and says "Really, you have a drink named Stanley?"
2006-07-17 13:35:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't like that joke its stupid.
This is a good one:
Why did the blond have square boobs?
A: Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
Lol :)
2006-07-17 13:31:40 · answer #4 · answered by I love poms 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do u make an indian explode
you push the red button
2006-07-17 14:14:04 · answer #5 · answered by lmiitsoslx3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fu, Bu and Chu immigrated to the USA from China. They decided to become
American citizens, and "Americanize" their names.
Bu, called himself "Buck"
Chu called himself "Chuck"
Fu decided to return to China.
The policeman said, "What is your name?"
"Shut up!"
The policeman replied, "Are you looking for trouble?"
"Yes!"
The policeman fumed, "Where are your manners?"
"In the toilet."
What do you call a funeral where you smell your own flowers?
A wedding.
Have A Nice Day!!!!!
2006-07-17 13:39:59 · answer #6 · answered by *Neha.* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a rabbit walks into a bar and says "an orange juice,please",the crocodile bartender replies "huh,a talking rabbit!".
2006-07-17 13:28:36 · answer #7 · answered by rbnsn30 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1)why was there six wholes in the mirror?
a blond tried to shoot herself
2) yo momma so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing "we are family.... even though your fatter than me...!"
2006-07-17 14:12:58 · answer #8 · answered by MyaC 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not the funniest...
Why was the pirate always horny?
He had a lot of SEaMEN
2006-07-17 13:51:01 · answer #9 · answered by jtsbbplaya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
confucias once say man who stick pen!s in peanut jar is fuccen nuts
2006-07-17 13:41:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋