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there were two men hunting one day and it was really foggy and one man got shot in the leg. so the other man called 911. and said me and my friend were hunting and he got shot in the leg what should i do. and the lady said 1st you need to make sure his dead. the man said okay then the lady heard three gun shots then the man got back on the phone then said know what.

2006-07-17 06:07:32 · 36 answers · asked by Jessica K 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

36 answers

I feel dumber for reading that.

2006-07-17 06:09:43 · answer #1 · answered by Lucifer 4 · 1 0

I guess the 911 operator was asking was he dead or not, thats what she meant by make sure he's dead. So he shot him a couple more times to make sure.

2006-07-17 06:10:56 · answer #2 · answered by lickonsumhonee 5 · 0 0

he shot 3 times cuz he was thinking that the lady said shoot him 3 times thats y? to make sure he was dead

2006-07-18 06:08:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I get it...its just not very funny.....why would the 911 operator want to "MAKE SURE" the guy was dead?....they never say..."make sure he's dead"...sorry, just not very funny.

2006-07-17 06:11:42 · answer #4 · answered by 1981 4 · 0 0

Was 1 of the men Dick Cheney?

2006-07-17 06:10:52 · answer #5 · answered by Chris M 2 · 0 0

Ha ha ha he's dead cause of the 911 call???

2006-07-17 06:11:26 · answer #6 · answered by HotTherapist 2 · 0 0

"then said know what." that ending doesnt make any sense with the rest of the joke.. maybe you meant "now what". either way its a lame joke.

2006-07-17 06:11:01 · answer #7 · answered by amosunknown 7 · 0 0

Yes I've heard variation's of it but that ones undone

2006-07-17 06:10:35 · answer #8 · answered by lovelyyounglady92 2 · 0 0

I've heard it before, but hell ya it's funny!!! He made sure he was dead-- what could be funnier?! lol

2006-07-17 06:24:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yeah, I get it. That's an oldie but a goodie. And I also get (drum roll please).......2 points!

2006-07-17 06:14:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

HAHA, Lol that's funny. He wasn't dead yet.

2006-07-17 06:10:25 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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