WHY DO ALL FAT WOMEN THAT WORK IN OFFICES FEEL THE NEED TO FART AT THEIR DESKS? CAN'T THEY GET UP OFF THEIR LAZY, WORTHLESS, FAT A$$ES AND GO TO THE BATHROOM AND RIP THEIR FARTS THERE?!?!?!?!
2006-07-17 06:06:15 · 10 answers · asked by MR. RETARDO IV 2 in Health ➔ Other - Health
they cant fit in the bathroom
2006-07-18 00:57:30 · answer #1 · answered by dyboy34 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well Mr. Retardo. You must just be the office whiz kid! Noticing who's doing what...taking the time to figure out which stench emanated from what asshole. Boy...you're the kind of person it's good to know is working in an office somewhere handling life insurance policies, or mortgage applications. I'd take FIVE FARTING FAT LADIES with their smelly asses over your nosey, time wasting, little minded USELESS A$$ anyday.
2006-07-17 06:15:27 · answer #2 · answered by mark c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's obviously a reason they're fat if this is the case... LAZINESS.
I'm fat, but it's because I like to eat. Not because I'm lazy - LOL - I work out five times a week... AND I have the decency to leave the room when I need to flatulate.
Gross.
2006-07-17 06:10:20 · answer #3 · answered by AnaGameela 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And what, skinny women don't fart at thier desks.....?
Just becuause a person is fat DOES NOT make them lazy or worthless......i know plenty of skinny people who are lazy...
2006-07-17 06:15:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It may take to much work and exercise to walk all the way to the bathroom.
2006-07-17 06:10:22 · answer #5 · answered by fluff~out 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why go to all of the effort to get up? Relax and enjoy it.
2006-07-17 10:35:22 · answer #6 · answered by Melissa C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm fat, but I don't fart at work! GROSS!!!
2006-07-17 06:12:07 · answer #7 · answered by ♫♪alyssa♫♪ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They may have weak sphincters.
2006-07-17 06:10:04 · answer #8 · answered by ponyboy 81 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sphincter says What?
2006-07-17 06:27:09 · answer #9 · answered by Rolando MacTavish III 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe they're doing it deliberately to offend you. -- i think it's pretty smart.
2006-07-17 06:49:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋