TALKING DOG FOR SALE
A guy is driving around Tennessee, and he sees a sign in front of a
house: "Talking Dog For Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the
backyard.
The prospective buyer goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador
Retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks.
"Why, yes, I do," replies the Lab.
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk
When I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting
from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world
leaders. I mean, let's be honest-no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable assets for eight years running." "But, all that jetting around really tired me out. Plus, I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport doing some undercover security work.
I did, in fact, uncover some incredible dealings and was awarded
numerous medals. I then got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is utterly amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner how
much he is asking for the dog.
"Um, ten dollars, I guess," the guy says.
"Ten dollars? Really? Why, this dog is amazing. Why on earth are
you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that ****!"
2006-07-17 05:53:55 · 47 answers · asked by butterfliesRfree 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol great joke loll... id give it a thumbs ^ lol take care
2006-07-17 05:57:02 · answer #1 · answered by *~BabiGurl~* 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Got to be a 10.
Poor old Rover is takin a beating today!
Farting Dog
A man went to pick up his date but he was having some trouble with his flatulence system, in other words he couldn't stop farting.
So when he had to wait for the young woman to get ready for the date he sat on the couch, in the same room as her parents.
He let out just a little fart, just when the dog hopped onto the couch with him, and figured that the parents would think it was the dog.
Every time he farted the young girl's parents told the dog to get off the couch. The dog ignored the words of the parents.
He felt pretty safe, with the dog staying next to him, so the man kept going.
Finally he really let a big one rip.
The father looked at the dog and said, "Rover you had better get off the couch before that guy s-h-i-t-s on you!"
2006-07-17 12:01:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah yes hysterical indeed. On a scale of 1 to 10 I give it an 8
2006-07-17 05:57:54 · answer #3 · answered by mikeae 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, on a scale of 1-10 I would say a 5.
2006-07-17 05:57:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was pretty funny in the beginning i though it was cheesy until the owner came and said he never did those things so i give a 7 in a scale of 1-10
2006-07-17 07:04:35 · answer #5 · answered by lovejessyloot 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 thumbs up
2006-07-17 05:56:07 · answer #6 · answered by hellhammer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
on a scale of 1 to 10 uhhh 3 not really LOL funny sorry check ya later ♥
2006-07-17 06:56:33 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
on a scale 1-10 i say 10+
2006-07-17 06:03:36 · answer #8 · answered by chica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, not THAT funny, I give it a 7 out of 10. But it kept me reading to the end, I guess that shows something (I don't read much).
2006-07-17 05:57:55 · answer #9 · answered by windrunner023 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's all right. But if it is to be made believable that the dog had lived in Tennessee that long, he would have a lazy drawl.
2006-07-17 06:00:07 · answer #10 · answered by Selkie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it! hahaha.
Was the **** at the end really necessary? Take that out. Plus it's a bit too long. I've heard similar jokes before. That was good.
That's my kind of humor! :D
2006-07-17 05:57:22 · answer #11 · answered by M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋