A man was walking in he woods, It was a great day. Suddenly, the man hears a rustling in the bushes. He peeks over the bush and sees a short man dressed all in green dancing around and singing. "Holy ****" the man says "That's a Leprechaun , I gotta grab him so I can get my three wishes." So the man pounces on the Leprechaun and says "Gotcha, now give me my wishes!! I want Cindy Crawford in my bed every morning, A million dollars given to me everyday for the rest of my life, and immortality."
The Leprechaun says "Ah, Those are some hard wishes, for me to grant them I'll need you to let me bone you up the ***!!!" The man thinks for a second and says "All right, I'll do it for those things" SO the Leprechaun mounts him and starts going to town. The man says, "I can't believe I'm doing this." The Leprechaun says, "I can't believe it either" The man replies, "You can't believe I'm actually letting you bone me too huh?" "Not exactly," The Leprechaun says, "I just can't believe you really think I'm a Leprechaun!!!"
2006-07-17 05:41:10 · 14 answers · asked by DiamondXxx 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
EEEEEWWWWW that's nasty but made me laugh---Thanks.
2006-07-17 05:46:36 · answer #1 · answered by I♥myPitbulls 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Hahaha.
2006-07-17 05:44:39 · answer #2 · answered by Vengeful_Hippie (AM) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a Funny joke
2006-07-17 05:46:43 · answer #3 · answered by loop_a_lot21 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent joke.
swisssshhh......2 points
2006-07-17 05:55:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! That was hilarious! Slightly gross, but very funny!
2006-07-17 05:48:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-07-17 05:46:22 · answer #6 · answered by coolcherry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao. thats a good one.
2006-07-17 06:30:42 · answer #7 · answered by kaitlin_danette09 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that's hilarious!
2006-07-17 09:34:22 · answer #8 · answered by Kyle_26 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol stupid jokes always make me laugh
2006-07-17 06:09:27 · answer #9 · answered by Kay-Jay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's funny
2006-07-17 06:45:33 · answer #10 · answered by Thug a Bunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha. pretty damn fine.
2006-07-17 05:48:25 · answer #11 · answered by don 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋