Just to lighten thinks up a bit folks?

Question

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments the Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a WOMAN:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.

AMEN!

Answer 1

I do hope that people see the humor. love it and I for one follow the teachings.
Just proving that humor works better then insults, good for youI

Answer 2

I like the "Jesus is a teenager" list:

1. Jesus never accepted Joseph was his real father
2. Jesus was always loitering around town with his gang
3. When work needed to be done, instead of cooking or fixing, he would rather do magic
4. Jesus really never did get his own place....

Answer 3

Except for the last part about Jesus being a woman:
Mary brought forth a SON and called HIS name Jesus.
HE saved HIS people from their sins
God sent His SON

Answer 4

Your name, and avatar suggest that you are a guy, but the part about Jesus being a woman makes me wonder. But the most convincing evidence is that he did not exist.

Answer 5

Ha, ha, ha, really good brother! Thanks for sharing, I'm stealing that one for my "repertoir" surely there's need to lighten up the folks, and I'm sure Jesus is laughing too (for people that think He doesn't have a sense of humor, personally I believe He laughed and smiled a lot).
"The One enthroned in heaven laughs;"
Psalm 2:4

Answer 6

Rofl, awesome!!

Hey, I've got an article for you..."Movie superstar SAMUEL L JACKSON will voice God in a new audio version of the Bible." http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/jackson%20voices%20god_1002655

Answer 7

Ummm, I can't agree, although u may have good intentions but the information are so out of the context.

Answer 8

I liked it! That was nice. It stengthens my conviction that neither Jesus nor God can be contained or categorized so easily and that we all have divine aspects.

Thanks!

Answer 9

Let the congregation say amen.

Answer 10

I like what I just read ,very intuitive I must say even for a non believer ...