is there a way i can rid my system of marijuana with home remedies?

Answer 1

this is a temporary fix only. i guarantee you, this will work if done the day of your toxicity screening. get an eight ounce glass. fill it full of whole milk. not 2% or skim, but WHOLE MILK. now, get clorox ultra bleach. fill the cap and dump it in the milk. chug the glass of milk/bleach mixture. wait until you need to urinate. go to the bathroom and relieve yourself. now drink two eight ounce glasses of purified water. then go and take your toxicity screening. you will be home free. now remember this is only a temporary fix and will only work one time. the best way to be clean is to not partake of marihuana(correct spelling) or any other illicit substances. good luck my friend!!

Answer 2

Green tea (antioxidant), get some Golden Seal from GNC, water water and more water. That will work for a piss test (when you pee you want to make sure it's clear....if you pee yellow it's means there's vitamins and other oxidants in your system that the THC clings too) Also you can go to your local smoke shop and find a an antioxidant drink there that you take an 1 hr before your test.


If it's a blood test your screwed gotta wait 30 days before it's out of your system. If it's a hair test may as well look for another job. LOL

I have passed piss test before with this remedy and have always gotten the job. Here how they grade a piss test also.......

it ranges 12-50 on a scale for THC levels. They can't detect levels that are below 12. So lets say you're a social smoker; here and there. You should be find with those I listed above in the first paragraph. If you smoke everyday I would suggest going to get that antioxidant drink. It really does work....but DO NOT smoke from now until your test or drink alcohol and try to stay away from cigs too. just until your test. You want to rid your body completely from toxins for a bit.

Good Luck!

Answer 3

There are all those rumors of things that work....But I've never heard anyone that's tried them say that they worked. Sorry I don't think there is a way. It takes usually 3 to 4 weeks for it to be completely gone out of your system and even longer for it not to be detected in your hair. So if you have to take drug tests or whatever then I'd advise you to not smoke. It might be fun but when its all over and done with you'll have to serve the repercussions.
But if its a life or death situation the have a friend same gender pee in a balloon. Keep the balloon under your armpit so it can stay a warm temperature. Take a saftey pin with you and pop a hole in the balloon and use there pee. I've done it for someone once and it worked.

Answer 4

well i have been in several "drug testing programs" and i have found one sure way of "fooling" the test.

get an eye dropper and fill it with bleach, put it on ur boxer, underwear line(the whole bottle) when u go and take the test just pull it out discreetly and drop no more than 2 drops of bleach or a little squirt in there when you urine...if u have smoked that same day this will NOT work TRUST ME but i have fooled every single test so far given to me including being sent to the lab....good luck

Answer 5

If your studying for test. give them absolute water.

you can do this buy drinking massive amounts of water the hours preceding the test. keep drinking until you got to go every few minutes. and that being the time to take the test.

it works for me :) but im not guaranteeing anything.

Answer 6

That's just like asking how to remove a bullet out of your friend's head. Once its been done, there is no way to fix it.

Answer 7

Time - I think it takes like 6 mos. before it can no longer be detected in your hair.

Answer 8

ever been lock up?
i did for tt..
tt how i clear my system...
go try it

Answer 9

no sorry.