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2006-07-17 05:08:43 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-07-17 05:12:41 · answer #1 · answered by TheSlayor 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, Woodchucks can chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. So in reason if a woodchuck could chuck 35 cubic feet of dirt he could chuck an equivalence of 700 pounds of wood. In a more logical sense I believe that if the woodchuck chucked the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks would give us the true answer.
2006-07-17 21:22:36 · answer #2 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None of course. You cannot make a wood chuck chuck wood if the wood chuck cannot chuck wood, can you?
2006-07-17 12:12:54 · answer #3 · answered by abhishek 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A wood chuck would chuck up if a wood chuck couldn't chuck wood!!!
2006-07-17 12:40:00 · answer #4 · answered by Givingitthought 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a wood chuck would chuck as much as a wood chuck would even if a wood chuck couldn't chuck wood.
2006-07-17 12:12:42 · answer #5 · answered by rahurricane18 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if the woodchuck couldn't chuck wood then why are you asking how much wood said woodchuck that couldn't chuck can chuck???? :D LOL
2006-07-17 12:14:44 · answer #6 · answered by RuneWitchSakura1988 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wouldnt chuck wood.
2006-07-19 04:11:47 · answer #7 · answered by Scoob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say none...if a woodchuck couldn't chuck would!
2006-07-17 12:11:53 · answer #8 · answered by sweetestthing 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wouldn't chuck any wood because that would violate enviornmental laws.
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2006-07-17 12:10:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
none because he can't chuck wood
2006-07-17 12:11:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋