A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it-- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt." "That's when I made my big mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!" "I don't remember much after that!"
2006-07-17 04:16:51 · 9 answers · asked by me4u769 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG!!! That was sooooooooooooo funny!!!Thank you...(I'm trying to be very nice today so I won't be reported again)
2006-07-17 04:22:03 · answer #1 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda old sweetheart i heard it on here before but it was funny when i heard it check ya later â¥
2006-07-17 11:26:18 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
friggin' hilarious!!! guess he shoulda been a little more specific as to what he was talking about, huh? his wife whooped his a$$. that is hilarious!!!
2006-07-17 11:36:45 · answer #3 · answered by vanilla_bean_dream 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-17 12:23:46 · answer #4 · answered by Savage 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
nice
2006-07-17 11:45:40 · answer #5 · answered by tb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao =) good one
2006-07-17 11:22:51 · answer #6 · answered by JEFF HARDY #1 FAN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute!!
2006-07-17 11:21:03 · answer #7 · answered by foxi_brown_eyes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEHE!
2006-07-17 11:33:59 · answer #8 · answered by Mariah♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No question???????
2006-07-17 11:33:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋