While riding the range one day, a ventriloquist cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and decided to have some fun with him.
Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
Indian: "Dog no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' good."
The Indian is shocked.
Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the Indian.
Dog: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He lets me run free twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Indian has a look of total disbelief.
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Indian: "Horse no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how are you?"
Horse: "Good."
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" indicating the Indian again.
Horse: "Yep"
Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me under a tree to protect me from the rain."
The Indian stares in utter amazement.
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Indian: "Sheep is liar."
2006-07-17 04:03:41 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Civic Participation
THAT WAS VERY CUTE!!! KEEP EM' COMING!!
2006-07-17 04:07:59 · answer #1 · answered by foxi_brown_eyes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-07-17 11:08:11 · answer #2 · answered by l m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny....
Here is mine......Why did Superman not save the Trade Towers from the terrorists on 9/11????
Simple. He was paralyzed from the waist down.
2006-07-17 11:17:33 · answer #3 · answered by lundstroms2004 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Great joke. I will be using that one in the office today.
2006-07-17 11:07:08 · answer #4 · answered by bildymooner 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-07-17 11:06:49 · answer #5 · answered by Kutekymmee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it it's very funny
2006-07-17 11:33:11 · answer #6 · answered by Niselove25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked it. Cant u write some Non-Veg too?!!
2006-07-17 11:10:43 · answer #7 · answered by atisha_27 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty good.
2006-07-17 11:07:41 · answer #8 · answered by boredgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it!!! I can use this one...and I'm Indian. Thanks!
2006-07-17 11:12:45 · answer #9 · answered by jazzzame 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad.
2006-07-17 11:20:58 · answer #10 · answered by NBGirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋