for posting this
http://www.humorbug.com/fpics/z_humorbug_889d2bc409.jpg
2006-07-17 03:18:49 · 46 answers · asked by ☆BadNews☆® 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I removed the question with it
cuz 3 people said they were reporting me
2006-07-17 03:21:25 · update #1
God forgives all sins, so long as you repent. Hell, you could murder someone, and hey, God doesn't care, long as you say you're sorry. And that is how I know he is imaginary!
2006-07-17 03:20:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
No.
No one's imaginary anything does anything. It's all in the mind of the 'imaginator'.
But on the same token. You have to be careful.
I am not an imaginary person, but lets say I have a friend or enemy and you get to know me through that person, you really don't know me at all... You know at best conveyed and preconceived notions. When you actually meet me you might find I'm totally not what you expected.
My point is; no matter what any of us believe. If there is a God (and I believe there is just for the record), our b/s here is of our own doing. And what God wants is accomplished regardless. Most of us are in for a rude awakening, and most rude of all are the religious establishment. Just as the story of Jesus reflects; no one gave him more trouble than the "religious" people of that day.
So bottom line; your link doesn't insult God. Do you honestly think if Jesus was who He said he was that HE GOOGLES anything?
The thought of God using a new Dell notebook, via a comcast internet account is FAR funnier than that link.
So the question now is; do you think it matters?
Your link is funny against your own intellect (imho)
2006-07-17 03:40:33 · answer #2 · answered by Insignificant Inc. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My God is not imaninary, and yes he will forgive you if you accept the Son Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour. Jesus is the only way to salvation. And why do you people get on here to put us Christians down. You don't have to answer, because the Holy Spirit just did at this very moment. It is the Devil himself working through you. If you allow this to continue your entire life, God will never forgive you. He will tell you, depart, I know you not.
2006-07-17 03:29:08 · answer #3 · answered by stullerrl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why the hatred? Why make fun of God, or a message of love? Look, even if it's not what you believe, it's rather judgemental to be so disrespectful.
I won't answer your question. I just hope for your sake that I'm wrong, that God doesn't exist and that there is nothing after we die. Except to be food for worms.
2006-07-17 03:26:31 · answer #4 · answered by The_Cricket: Thinking Pink! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello Bad-Influence.. :)
No..an imaginary god will not forgive you..for how can anything imaginary do anything..
But the God who created the Heavens and the Earth will and has forgiven you..by sending His only Son Jesus, to die on the cross to forgive us of our sins..for Jesus Gods Son..took our place..so that we may have life and have it more abundantly..
In Jesus Most Precious Name..
With Love..In Christ..
2006-07-17 03:39:35 · answer #5 · answered by EyeLovesJesus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Although Darwin wasnt imaginary he still isnt my god he's yours.I dont believe he can help you much either since he's dead.Why dont you try getting right with the only real God.? The God of the Bible
2006-07-17 03:34:43 · answer #6 · answered by Mr Toooo Sexy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm, well first of all why do u want to know if my "imaginary" God will forgive you if YOU think hes not real......but to your question....God will forgive anyone, in the bible it says that there is no sin greater than the other.......he will forgive you b/c he is no respect of person...meaning, he doesnt care about the race the hair color the or even the body weight.....if you ask for forgiveness I PROMISE he will forgive you.....hope this helps.
2006-07-17 03:29:46 · answer #7 · answered by GOD-lova 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a bit unfair - after all, the Christian God is only as imaginary as all the other panoplies of imaginary Gods.
2006-07-17 03:38:52 · answer #8 · answered by bonzo the tap dancing chimp 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. If I had an imaginary god then no, he'd zap you in my imagination cause I personally can't tolerate fools. But the One True God will if you'd like him to.
2006-07-17 03:21:47 · answer #9 · answered by thisisme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let me guess, your in about the 7th grade. Right? I really don't think "God" or anyone else would take the time to be bothered by such a silly picture.
But you get your points for asking a question. (clap, clap, clap)
2006-07-17 03:22:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what makes u think he is imaginary?u need to read the word of god , to know him , sounds more like u r angry, sorry for u that u r lost, hope u find your way to the truth , god blees u in all u do and what u decide
2006-07-17 03:24:15 · answer #11 · answered by cc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋