Or did he and that's where Brigham Young found his Book of Mormon, under a buffalo. Yeah I mean bison, but I like to say buffalo.
2006-07-17 03:17:38 · 8 answers · asked by Nerdly Stud 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well if anything is possible with God, why didn't God just give Noah copies? Didn't he foresee the world would descend into sin again? Did he just naively think everything would be clean after he flooded everything or did he just really want to see his mishaving son nailed up on a post?
The copies of the Bible wouldn't be for the elephants to read, duh, but for the people who would come to live near the elephants (or llamas). And if writing had not been Intelligent Designed yet, why didn't God Intelligent Design it, he Intelligent Designed speech, didn't he?
2006-07-17 04:35:04 · update #1
Yep, you are a nerd.
2006-07-17 03:26:31 · answer #1 · answered by faversham 5 · 2⤊ 4⤋
The bible is an account of people who had a living relationship with God! When Noah heard the voice of the Lord there was no bible to drop off, nor was there an edge of the world you could drop off: as it says in the word, the Lord dwells above the circle of the world? hey that could also refer to the earths rotation around the sun! Kool Stuff:)
2006-07-17 10:27:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you really that stupid? Or do you like just playing stupid? Have you looked to see where Noah is in the Bible? He's within the first 200 pages...one of the first stories...Do you really think the Bible was (a) written, (b) published, (c) the size it is today, or (d) in thousands of copies for him to just "drop off" with each animal?
As for the second question...the Book of Morman is NOT the Bible and has nothing to do with the Bible.
Simply...grow up!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-17 10:45:30 · answer #3 · answered by Michelle 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Elephants and llamas cannot read... it would have been a waste.
You should read the Book of Mormon.
You should also read about where it came from.
2006-07-17 10:24:16 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Tom♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not only did the bible not exist then, most of the events in it had not occurred. That is to say if they ever did occur.
2006-07-17 10:27:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he did it would have only been a few pages or small scroll, since his cameo is in the begining of that epic work of fiction.
2006-07-17 10:21:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly, the Bible wasn't written then, it was just oral. The rest of your question is irreverent, to say the least.
2006-07-17 10:22:22 · answer #7 · answered by freelancenut 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The printing press wasn't invented yet and he was lazy.
2006-07-17 10:23:15 · answer #8 · answered by doodad10 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋