2006-07-17 03:17:22 · 28 answers · asked by james m 1 in Pets ➔ Birds
errrr.....parrot...ummmm...i ment ostrach
2006-07-17 03:50:38 · update #1
ahhhhhh hahahahahahahaha
2006-07-17 03:20:10 · answer #1 · answered by poopypants 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Best question of the day so far....
Give him a bl*w j*b, if he says "he blew me" your wife will not think anything bad went down (so to speak) as you can just blow on him from outside the cage
Or simply screw his cage to the ceiling...your wife will understand the parrot is annoyed with you
2006-07-17 10:23:07 · answer #2 · answered by Ichi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell your wife you were laying poker and your parrot has too many tells! Then he'll just look like a poor sport and she'll just laugh!
2006-07-17 10:22:48 · answer #3 · answered by Zachariah D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bring in the neighbors Cat.
2006-07-17 10:22:42 · answer #4 · answered by p_valdivez 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. you must have the smallest penis on earth!! You should send photos to Guiness World Records.
2006-07-17 10:20:38 · answer #5 · answered by Redawg J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Surely not, that's sick! I'm assuming you meant parrot??? You should contact the RSPCA or Bluecross tell them!
2006-07-17 10:21:37 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what the hells wrong with you?you dont screw animals!god whats next are you going to elope with the damn parrot?
2006-07-18 11:59:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thnxz fer da 2 points =]
2006-07-17 13:10:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your sick and the best thing to do since you already had sex with a bird is to go see a pyschiatrist
2006-07-17 10:23:10 · answer #9 · answered by Rivelle W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
next time he says "he screwed me", tell her you charged him $20 for a McD's - so that you could spend the change on flowers for her.
2006-07-17 10:21:27 · answer #10 · answered by Claire D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps your time may be better spent learning how to spell!!
2006-07-17 11:27:37 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋