Okay, think of the kinda people who are going to heaven..now would you really want to spend eternity with them

Question

I'll bet half of the people who think they're going to heaven are going to fak up in one way or another and your so called mercifull lord will deny you at them pearly gates in the sky. The other half who actually get in Oh My they are the most stuck up tight asses one could imagine why would you want to go live with them when everyone knows where the real partys gonna be?

Answer 1

Now this has to be the stupidest yet.

Answer 2

Sounds like you have had a bad experience. Or fifty. For that, I'm sorry.
But let me clue you in on a secret. You ready? Those fake people, and the stuck-up tight-@sses aren't the ones who will make it into heaven. It's the people who loved others while they were on Earth, and respected themselves, the Earth, and everyone around them. The people who truly love God, and seek to know Him.
Those people are actually quite sweet. I know many Christians who feel the way I do about people; It is not our job to judge anyone. Only God can do that. And some of the things that the Church has renounced as "sinful" aren't really Biblical.
I'm not stuck-up, and I'm certainly not a tight-@ss, at least I hope not, but I'm pretty sure of where I'm going when I die.

Answer 3

Hell is no good place to be i used to think it was going to be one big party picture it this way you are there with Satan himself and there's a Bar-B-Q going on and your the meat but the burning never ends and then you see them hitting a pinata and you see it is really you claws digging deep with in your soul the pain wont end you wish you were dead oh that wont work cause you are already dead all the hate in the world is pouring right on top of you you happen to get just a glance of heaven full of true Love and you think God if i would have only believed you wake up from your night mare to find you have another chance at life for your dream was death your dream was Hell Thank You Lord for showing me.

Answer 4

Let's see what your "party" will really be like...Hell is the complete opposite of God.

"God is with you" (Isaiah 45:14) God is not with those at your party.
"God is love" (1 John 4:16) There is no love at the party.
"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres." (1 Corinthians 13:4-7) There is no patience or kindness, only envy, pride, rudeness, anger, and boasting. No protection, trust, hope, or perseverance.
"God is not a God of disorder but of peace" (1 Corinthians 14:33) There is only disorder and chaos and struggle at the party.
"God is full of compassion" (Psalm 116:5) There is no compassion.
"God is a merciful God" (Deuteronomy 4:31) There is no mercy.
"God is merciful and forgiving" (Daniel 9:9) Again, no mercy, and no forgiveness.
"God is faithful" (2 Corinthians 1:18) There is no faithfulness.
"God is light" (1 John 1:5) There is no light, only a more complete darkness than you can ever imagine.
"God is my rock" (2 Samuel 22:3) There is no safety, nothing to bring you rest
"God is truthful" (John 3:33) There is no truth, only lies and deceit.
"God is giving" (Many times in Deuteronomy) There is no giving, only taking.
"God is just" (2 Thessalonians 1:6) There is nothing fair.

That doesn't seem like much fun to me...Trust me, I am not trying to scare anyone, I don't believe the scare tactic works. I am just trying to make you see what it is really like.

Most of the people you are thinking of probably don't know the real Jesus. He cared for the sick and healed people and was not a "stuck up tight a**". He was criticized for hanging out with the sinners by said "stuck up tight a**es". This is how Christians should be, they should help the needy and take care of people's physical and spiritual needs.

Answer 5

The ones that truly are in and going to heaven is who I want to be with,but it is going to be a rude awakening when fire fall from heaven and burns this earth up,and the great white throne judgment happens.God is going to get the last say. I am not a stuck up tight asses and I don't have to worry God is going to be mad at me for saying asses,a prude or any other thing you or anybody else thinks and I know that my Father in heaven loves me and blesses me in this life and I have a beautiful city to go home to after I take my last breath. I don't know why this would not say *** I did not try to conceal it,that is why the asses is here.

Answer 6

Its really your choice, you judge yourself in the end, you decide if you are worthy enough to go to heaven. When this powerful voice askes you, "Do you deserve to come into my kingdom?" think about what you'll say.
Hell is painful, I heard from someone who had a near death expierence on TV say something about people constantly biting, tearing at his skin, hurting him. And you know, if that happens to you, there will be no end to your misery, because you're already dead. I doubt there will be parties. Though I wonder if that man actually saw hell... It was just on TV, but it got me thinking as well about just how horrible it could be.
If you're sorry, repent for you sins at "them pearly gates in the sky" and who knows if God will let you in. God only knows what happens up there and the people who have already been judged.

Answer 7

Lake of fire doesn't sound like a party to me. Hell is also the absence of God. Think about it. There can be no sunshine, no light, no warmth, nothing exists without God. Since we are eternal beings (souls) because we are made in God's image, imagine living forever in utter darkness and torment. There will be a gnashing of teeth is what the Bible says about it.
And why? What separates you from God? Don't look at other people. There are plenty of so called Christians whose hearts do not belong to God. Man looks at the outward appearance, but God looks at the heart.
http://www.chick.com/information/general/salvation.asp

Answer 8

OK, well God forgives first thing. He even forgive tight up asses. But it sais that Heaven is perfect and there is no trouble so that means that even stupid ones will not be stupid. There will be no pain and all will be right.

Answer 9

Where is the real party going to be?
Grow up and get a role model.

Answer 10

Given the people who feel so massively confident that they're going to heaven, no. They annoy me witless; eternity with them would be absolute hell for me.

Answer 11

There is nothing bad in heaven, it is only peaceful, and the religous people that I know are so nice, they could never be described as you just stereotyped them.