When you have a guilty conscience.
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say, "hello".
He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My goodness, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."
2006-07-17 02:49:40 · 12 answers · asked by dancingdoll 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow got any more of those>?? halifa786@yahoo.com send pls very nice
2006-07-17 03:11:11 · answer #1 · answered by Mombasa 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Great!
I bet she's looking forward to parent teacher confrances!
2006-07-17 03:07:21 · answer #2 · answered by froggy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, good one. Maybe parents should pay better attention to thier kids and school.
2006-07-17 04:06:51 · answer #3 · answered by curstadevon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was very funny.( I'm trying to be very nice today so I won't be reported again)
2006-07-17 03:48:16 · answer #4 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this one is good that will teach him t shut his big mouth and ask more questions!
2006-07-17 03:09:23 · answer #5 · answered by zkimmy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." ?/????
what was that about.?
I didn't get it sorry!
2006-07-17 02:59:29 · answer #6 · answered by anni_shaa Yeap Yip 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaaahhaa that got me holding ma tummy.
2006-07-17 02:55:42 · answer #7 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant! I enjoyed that!!! lol
2006-07-17 03:34:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao good one
2006-07-17 03:11:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow. guess he won't be going to any more PTA meetings:-)
2006-07-17 02:59:52 · answer #10 · answered by vanilla_bean_dream 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋