like the Jesus Juice that Pat Robertson used to leg press 2000 pounds and turn the water into that? Also, did he refrain from using his cell phone to keep the Last Supper from looking too much like a Star Trek episode?
2006-07-17 01:52:48 · 13 answers · asked by Nerdly Stud 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Why do some people keep threatening me with Hellfire? Are you all terrorists?
2006-07-17 02:05:41 · update #1
AlexanderS, it is well known that the Holy Books of all the Abrahamic religions (Judaism, Christianity, Islam) endorse disdain and intolerance of other religions. Well known to people who have actually read them, anyway, and not picked and chosen only the parts that are palatable at a Brainwashing Study. Try again.
2006-07-17 02:47:49 · update #2
Jesus knew full well that no one would believe what he was saying if they were sober so he used the old water-to-wine routine to help impede his followers rational thought processes. As I understand it, it took over 30 bottles of moderately priced Australian Riesling to pull off the trick.
2006-07-17 02:00:26 · answer #1 · answered by bonzo the tap dancing chimp 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You have NO reverence for Christ? He came down from Glory into TIME...and chose a TIME when technology was very low, genius. He COULD'VE done whatever He wanted to. His ministry had not yet begun to manifest miracles. That was His first. He did it because He was at a WEDDING where they'd run out of wine...and His mother asked Him to. By the way, wine is nutritious, especially the refined kind they drank back then. But can you in your finite intellect understand that His wine was more tasteful than any before or after? Why why why... stop mocking God. You reap what you sow, brother.
2006-07-17 09:01:30 · answer #2 · answered by Sleek 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because they happened to be drinking wine that day.. they just did not have enough to go around.
Cell phones were not invented at the time of the Last Supper.
You may mock now, but you too will one day bend your knee and acknowledge that Jesus is Lord.
2006-07-17 09:01:49 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Tom♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the Romans loved wine and it was a nice story to turn them from paganism.
2006-07-17 08:56:18 · answer #4 · answered by Octavius 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At the time, water was dangerous and rarely clean.
Wine, due to alcohol, is greatly sterile.
Being disrespectful to people of other faiths is how the middle east came to be what it is. Grow up.
2006-07-17 09:15:15 · answer #5 · answered by Alexander Shannon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The wine is nutritious some say that wine is not nutritious bu is very nutritious , now if you drink a lot of wine Can be a disaster.
trust me its real.
2006-07-17 08:57:34 · answer #6 · answered by Adriel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wine actually has a lot of health benefits. It's just the excess that isn't. (which is true about any food)
2006-07-17 09:01:57 · answer #7 · answered by makingthisup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was at a wedding party and they had run out of wine. It was not a weight lifting party.
2006-07-17 08:59:14 · answer #8 · answered by Auntiem115 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Allright goofus, go back and read the story. It was a wedding, not a bench-pressing weight-lifting ceremony. lol
2006-07-17 08:56:20 · answer #9 · answered by arewethereyet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he wanted to get shmammered. And he turned his cell phone off around mary magdeline in case one of his other girls called him.
2006-07-17 08:57:41 · answer #10 · answered by Hunter S. Thompson 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋