2006-07-17 01:17:21 · 18 answers · asked by a theist 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Damn it all! Now I know why I can't see myself when I try to shave. And that explains why I crave Bloody Mary's and junk food. Thank you so much for enlightening me!
2006-07-17 01:57:15 · answer #1 · answered by Angry C 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
An atheist can't see his or her own reflection because they are so damned ugly that mirror just simply ignores them. Atheists can not eat regular food unless the food in question is those little crackers that are shaped like fish. Atheists just love those fish crackers, but not as much as they love the blood from puppies. Do us a favor ahteists and go back to Atheia!
2006-07-17 08:25:03 · answer #2 · answered by Jimmy H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A vampire (mythical creature) can't see his reflection in the mirror because their soul is eternally damned. An atheist (one who denies the existance of God) can see their reflection in the mirror because their souls have reached beyond the confines of dogma. Vampires can injest regular food (as long as it isn't spiced with garlic or wolfsbane) but they don't taste it. An atheist can eat "regular" food as well as drink blood if they so choose.
2006-07-17 08:26:08 · answer #3 · answered by rackinfratchin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe you are confusing vampires and atheists.
Since the world is so terribly confusing for some people let me break it down for you:
An atheist does not believe in organized religion. He considers religion to be rather silly and does not believe that there is a God as defined by the various organized religions. They are normal people who just do not believe.
A vampire is a mythical creature with magical powers. It depends on what books you read or movies you watch but basically a vampire is immortal, but must feed on human blood to remain immortal. Vampires can fly, assume bat form, and have various mind control abilities. They are nocturnal and can be harmed by the sun.
2006-07-17 08:44:33 · answer #4 · answered by ZCT 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whatever made u think that an atheist drinks blood ? have u seen him drinking ? may be u don't know the meaning of an atheist. they r not monsters. it is just they don't believe in god. many of them are very good natured ,helping, kind hearted, & peace loving people. the believers need god as a guide to do all the good things, the non believers don't need any guides. not only that. don't think that christianity is the only religion in the world & everyone should believe in jesus. there r so many religions. each religion has its own god, its own holy book & its own rules. learn to respect other religions also.
2006-07-17 08:28:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are confusing athiests with vampires. Traditionally in literature and popular culture, vampires crave human blood and cast no reflection in a mirror. Undead humans.
Athiests are simply living humans who don't believe in the human immortal soul, nor do they procribe in organized religion. They believe that when you die, there is no afterlife.
2006-07-17 08:22:45 · answer #6 · answered by crazyotto65 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We eat regular food sometimes but don't have to. I usually prefer the blood of young children.
Gotta watch out for those darn Christians and their crosses though. Bloody h e l l.
2006-07-17 08:20:29 · answer #7 · answered by spike_is_my_evil_vampire 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's kind of a silly question. I get the feeling you're feeling judged. You have a right to your beliefs the same as anyone else, and if any person judges you for that, screw 'em. Not literally, of course, but seriously.
If anyone treats a person differently because of their religion (or lack of, whichever the case may be), they're wrong. And I'm a Christian. Of sorts.
2006-07-17 08:32:27 · answer #8 · answered by The_Cricket: Thinking Pink! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, because they don't believe in God they don't have an image? Because they don't believe in God they don't eat?
Matthew 5:44-45 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you; That you may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust
According to the above scripture ... shame on you for making fun.
2006-07-17 08:45:08 · answer #9 · answered by arewethereyet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cause it's too hard to look at the filth of ones life, and have to live with it. When you're saved by grace not by deeds as many believe, it's alittle easier on the soul.
2006-07-17 08:21:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋