2006-07-17 01:12:27 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
Lock the door from outside and shout FIRE FIRE FIRE!
2006-07-17 01:17:44 · answer #1 · answered by mehulia 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Either install a TV in the throne room or a toilet in the tv room.
Invest in a copy of War and Peace.
Strap a potty seat to your butt so you can take your sh*t with you.
Learn sphincter control.
2006-07-17 08:20:37 · answer #2 · answered by kelly24592 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat fiber, pears, oatmeal, Citrucel. It is generally accepted that sitting in that position for extended periods of time is not good and can contribute to, at least, hemorrhoids.
2006-07-17 08:26:29 · answer #3 · answered by Pegasus90 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Install a wall mounted magazine stand and make sure to keep it well stocked.
2006-07-17 08:16:17 · answer #4 · answered by WenckeBrat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shout from outside that the water's stopped.
2006-07-17 08:15:37 · answer #5 · answered by sxa93 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'd better leave the door unlocked 'cause I'm fixin' to piss in the sink!
2006-07-17 08:18:45 · answer #6 · answered by misskitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try a colon cleanse
2006-07-17 12:42:11 · answer #7 · answered by jctr423 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to have a book or a newspaper with them... it is a good idea to spend the time there...
2006-07-17 08:29:21 · answer #8 · answered by minx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give them a book to read.
2006-07-17 08:16:09 · answer #9 · answered by thebewast 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some sort of melon eah day keeps me going for shorter periods!
2006-07-17 08:40:26 · answer #10 · answered by sorrells316 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pitted plums or prunes
2006-07-17 08:19:33 · answer #11 · answered by loligo1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋