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Most women put "Humour" at the top of things they find attractive in men. With that in mind, what is the funniest chat up line you have heard and did it help "break the ice"?
If you are a man and want to put the funniest line you have heard, it would be interesting to see if the ladies think they are funny too!

2006-07-17 01:03:14 · 7 answers · asked by richieinswindon 1 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

7 answers

my chat up line i heard was:
are you feet sore?
Cause you have been running around my mind all night
How crap is that one?

2006-07-17 01:35:05 · answer #1 · answered by Pinkflower 5 · 0 0

By humour we don't necessarily mean great one-liners especially not when they are aimed at us. Just a "hi" and a smile usually gets our attention.

The humour should come later to reel us in, and it works better if it's a little self-depreciating. Not low self-esteem level but just enough to show that you don't take yourself too seriously and are therefore not a prick.

Hope that helps.

2006-07-17 02:34:39 · answer #2 · answered by poppyfields 2 · 0 0

"my love for u is burning like wild fire in the bush"

It made me laugh none stop. I still laugh when i remember it. Am laughing right now. LOL

It definitley helped to break the ice..but nothing more. It might have been funny, but it was still Lame....very very lame.

2006-07-17 01:20:20 · answer #3 · answered by cookie_recipe 4 · 0 0

how about do you have sex on a first date. if answer no well i will see you tommorow then.

2006-07-18 14:00:05 · answer #4 · answered by Rizzo 3 · 0 0

You don't sweat much for a fat lass do ya?

2006-07-17 01:20:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It`s either "GET YOUR COAT YOU`VE PULLED"or"YOUR **** LOOKES NICE BENT OVER THAT POOL TABLE".....

2006-07-17 01:18:12 · answer #6 · answered by sarah y 3 · 0 0

1st im a man
2nd talk/ type english! lol

2006-07-17 01:06:35 · answer #7 · answered by hunter 3 · 0 1

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