...well it all started when i got it about a week ago.
and when i sleep at night...i hear sometime tapping.....like a sneaky walking sound. and it jumped on me....started talking and threatening me. it goes crazy. it grabs knifes....and holds it to my throat...and threatens to cut me.it keeps saying...if i tell anyone this..he will kill me...so pretty much putting my life in danger..by putting this on the yahoo answers....
well i have to hurry..up and finish...because hes coming back..and if he sees me..i will probably die.
omg hes here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ahhhhh!!!!!!! someone help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kittie: dont listen to this idiot..hes just needs to sleep..
dont listen to the kitty!!! hes lieing....someone save me!!!
Its CHUCKIE all over again...but its a cat!!!!!
how can i take him out?
2006-07-17 01:00:05 · 14 answers · asked by POR-FRY-CHICKEN 3 in Pets ➔ Cats
do the same to him.. but instead.. put his face in his kittie litter (make sure its fresh :P)
when he is sleeping take the knife and swat it above his head!
then take a broken mop handle and wack it acROSS HIS BUTT!!
O.o
ever considered being a writer? :}
heehee
2006-07-17 01:32:57 · answer #1 · answered by Poisonous_Lipz 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like SOMEONE needs to get back on his medication. If you hear a knock on the door, please be a dear and go with the nice men in the white jackets. Don't worry, my room is next to yours, so you won't be going (insane) alone.
2006-07-17 08:38:48 · answer #2 · answered by all things mystical 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seems to me you have an overall bad luck with animals, maybe its time to quit giving them homes. Stop the evil there, man.
2006-07-17 08:30:15 · answer #3 · answered by The Kings 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go consult your local voodoo priest... isnt that how the origonal chucky got into the doll?... with voodoo.
2006-07-17 08:06:30 · answer #4 · answered by ne0teric 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just bring a dog home ,then take a bagful of popcorn and enjoy the chuckie movie without yr cat at home!!
oops.......i just hope yr cat is'nt reading this cuz I am sooooooo scared.....!!!!!
2006-07-17 08:06:24 · answer #5 · answered by cerebral onus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put chuckie in a garbage bag and throw him off an overpass
2006-07-17 08:05:03 · answer #6 · answered by patrarno 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww the kittie just needs alittle strokein, Pet the kittie!!!
2006-07-17 08:18:37 · answer #7 · answered by gloria19992000 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a sick, sick man.
Get psychiatric help immediately.
Give the cat to someone who will appreciate it. Obviously you are too mentally ill to do so.
2006-07-17 09:19:10 · answer #8 · answered by little_beth85 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you considered writing short stories?
2006-07-17 08:10:30 · answer #9 · answered by Stick to Pet Rocks 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hire a monkey
2006-07-17 08:15:21 · answer #10 · answered by ying_yang1717 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋