A man got paid on Thursday night but instead of going home he stayed out all night, got drunk and partied on with his friends. The next day he still didn't go home but continued to party and have a good time. Saturday came, he kept right on drinking and spending all his money until he had none left and no other option but to go home to his wife.
His wife was furious. She yelled at him for two long hours. Finally she said, 'How would you like it if you didn't see me for three days?'
Without thinking the man replied, "That would be alright."
Well, from right there and then, the rest of the day went by and he didn't see her. The next day he still didn't see her nor did he see her on the following day. But, by the afternoon of the third day the swelling had gone down enough that he managed to catch a glimps of her through the corner of his blackened eyes.
2006-07-16 23:17:30 · 11 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is a good one, I like it. I have to retell that one to others.
2006-07-16 23:24:11 · answer #1 · answered by prcsdime 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
To funny hunny....you're just too funny hunny!
I think that blackened eyed man better call up the FTD Florist Man and start makin' a daily delivery of flowers for his hunny...and hide the cast iron pan that walloped him in the head while he's at it!
Sharin' my smiles...
Good night DeBears
SmileyCat : )
Bring on the Jokes........
2006-07-17 23:06:35 · answer #2 · answered by SmileyCat : ) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Niiiiiiiiiiiicccccccceeeee!!!!!!
2006-07-17 11:43:48 · answer #3 · answered by mrmk_34567 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that would qualify in the LOVE IT category
2006-07-18 07:52:15 · answer #4 · answered by duhman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
domestic violence is NO joke!
Unlike this which is a joke......just 3/10
2006-07-17 06:21:31 · answer #5 · answered by honky550 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
luv it. 2 points! =D
2006-07-17 06:36:06 · answer #6 · answered by bear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You just killed me. 12/10. That was not a punch-line,.............it was a gunshot-line! lolololol
2006-07-17 06:31:11 · answer #7 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-07-17 06:27:50 · answer #8 · answered by serial kisser 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
spousel abuse!!!
lol
2006-07-17 06:21:18 · answer #9 · answered by POR-FRY-CHICKEN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it!
2006-07-17 06:19:02 · answer #10 · answered by Rock N Roll Saved My Soul 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋