Alright. I have been wanting to ask someone I work with out for a very long time. I finally got up the balls to do it. I took her to a movie, but I could not watch the movie, My attention kept swaying to her fine features. She has long jet-black hair and fat perky red lips. Man I am so in love, despite the fact that I work with her - I just don’t care even though it is usually something I do not do.
Everything was going very well and her perfume was driving me crazy, then all of a sudden I felt like I got hit by a Simi truck. My stomach felt as if I was going to turn inside out. Then it happened, time slowed down and the nightmare began, I craped myself !!! My stomach went into convulsions and I craped myself.
You see, I am extremely lactose intolerant. Something I had earlier must of had milk in it. Just a little milk will give me mind-altering, explosive diarrhea!
2006-07-16 22:55:30 · 10 answers · asked by Jima 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
As I got as red as a lobster from embarrassment the smell quickly hit the audience. People started making noises of protest and immediately started looking for the offender. It smelled like a rotten abortion that permeated the entire building.
I acted ignorant and looked around like everyone else. My girl looked disgusted and made a comment about how some brat must of dumped themselves.
I told her that the smell was making me sick and excused myself. I rushed to the bathroom and assessed the damage. My undies .were ruined, but I managed to clean my pants nicely.
Then I did something that I did not know I was capable of. I was stressed and angry at the same time and was mad at myself. I took the offending garment and blindly threw it into a dark adjacent movie theater that was playing.
I guess I thought I could blame someone else if a complaint was mode from another area that was nowhere near me.
A fight broke out in the other theater, several people hurt. What should I do??
2006-07-16 22:58:12 · update #1
its funny
2006-07-17 00:01:30 · answer #1 · answered by vijay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was feeling kind of bad for you at first. But why did you throw your #$%tty bvd's into another theatre you are very immature and psychotic you need a psych evaluation you idiot!
2006-07-17 06:02:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This sounds like a joke, it sounds like something that would be in a movie. Nice doo doo humor.
2006-07-17 06:08:13 · answer #3 · answered by Kerry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Having done so much, what else could you do? Keeping mum would be better praying in silence for your mis-deeds.
2006-07-17 06:05:35 · answer #4 · answered by mkm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good story by the way!! I know this isnt true now.
P.s. I answered your other question
2006-07-17 06:00:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I have no time to read your report.
Next time I will answer you question.
2006-07-17 06:02:45 · answer #6 · answered by Dave R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alright.. it's not half obvious that you made that up.. But it made me laugh.
2006-07-17 06:02:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg...talk bout crap...loll
Thanks for the details.
2006-07-17 10:48:39 · answer #8 · answered by Justin Lac 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2006-07-17 06:04:18 · answer #9 · answered by princessashley2u 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for yr report. send it also to BBC.
2006-07-17 05:59:26 · answer #10 · answered by manalonedubai 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋