Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and
decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the
teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
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Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.
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2006-07-16 22:43:05 · 15 answers · asked by Happy Alf 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Once there were three turtles. One day they decided to
go on a picnic. When they got there, they realized
they had forgotten the soda. The youngest turtle said
he would go home and get it if they wouldn't eat the
sandwiches until he got back. A week went by, then a
month, finally a year, when the two turtles said,"oh,
come on, let's eat the sandwiches." Suddenly the
little turtle popped up from behind a rock and said,
"If you do, I won't go!"
2006-07-16 22:43:27 · update #1
Sorry to say but it;s so boring.
2006-07-16 22:47:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2006-07-17 06:11:32 · answer #2 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one alf
u get 101/100
2006-07-17 06:37:15 · answer #3 · answered by serial kisser 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st one great
2nd excellent, wish i heard it yesterday i'd have made 10 pts other place
3rd heard it with snail instead of turtle
2006-07-17 06:08:23 · answer #4 · answered by dwh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The second joke is a good one.
2006-07-17 06:26:43 · answer #5 · answered by prcsdime 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya ya ya i didn't read at all next tym write a short 1
2006-07-17 05:57:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda old but they are still funny lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-17 06:36:53 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
nice
2006-07-17 07:44:24 · answer #8 · answered by katie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very corny
2006-07-17 06:07:15 · answer #9 · answered by 38C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice going! Do you have more? LOL
2006-07-17 05:48:06 · answer #10 · answered by peanutz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋