2006-07-16 22:40:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
to guys fating always seems to be fun but i have a remote control fart machine and we have a ball messing with everyone even people we dont knowwe pu velcro on it and hide iit all kinds of places the mexicans the dont speak english at work are so wild lookin they look around then they get up start pointng at others saying "me no do it"
2006-07-16 23:17:12 · answer #1 · answered by justwondering 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell fart jokes more often.
Farting Dog
A man went to pick up his date but he was having some trouble with his flatulence system, in other words he couldn't stop farting.
So when he had to wait for the young woman to get ready for the date he sat on the couch, in the same room as her parents.
He let out just a little fart, just when the dog hopped onto the couch with him, and figured that the parents would think it was the dog.
Every time he farted the young girl's parents told the dog to get off the couch. The dog ignored the words of the parents.
He felt pretty safe, with the dog staying next to him, so the man kept going.
Finally he really let a big one rip.
The father looked at the dog and said, "Rover you had better get off the couch before that guy s-h-i-t-s on you!"
2006-07-17 19:58:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Organise a farting contest with different categories:
Longest fart
Loudest fart
Smelliest fart
Most quiet fart
Most multiple farts
Unique sounding fart
Fragrant smelling fart
You be the judge and we will have the fun watching you.
2006-07-17 05:45:09 · answer #3 · answered by peanutz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start a fart chorus in church. Start when the priest says 'let us pray' and everyones head is bowed down in silence, that should be fun.
2006-07-17 07:46:13 · answer #4 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could gather some friends eat some baked beans, chick peas, cabage and start the farting band, you could call it "The Pride of Efluence". You never know, you could take off, literaly. :)
2006-07-17 07:21:41 · answer #5 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do farting at the place where ur girl friend is sitting.
2006-07-17 05:45:52 · answer #6 · answered by pratsi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uuhhh in what way is farting ever NOT fun?
2006-07-17 06:15:05 · answer #7 · answered by Brocktoon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fart a song together,eeveryone. People who feel it is silly don't do it and be scolded from others!!!!
2006-07-17 07:48:32 · answer #8 · answered by katie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
light your fart up see how far you can flamethrow
2006-07-17 05:48:47 · answer #9 · answered by oz_gurl2005 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try fart the national anthem, i can do that
2006-07-17 05:44:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋