If you farted in a forest would anyone smell it?

Question

not necesarily near the tree that fell.

Answer 1

Yes

Answer 2

If you managed to attach your nose to a tree maybe it would. Or maybe all the birdies and beasties are somehow deeply connected to the earth and will get the message that your fart stinks across to the flora.

But the real question is....

If you farted in the forest, would you want anyone to smell it? If you answer yes you are rude. If you answer no you are a prude and lack a sense of humor. Either way, I feel bad for the trees. There can't be much C02 in noxious farty gas.

Answer 3

Since you asked this question twice, I will answer it twice, just for you.

The answer is: Only the other farting a-s-s-h-o-l-e-s in the forest.

Farting Dog

A man went to pick up his date but he was having some trouble with his flatulence system, in other words he couldn't stop farting.

So when he had to wait for the young woman to get ready for the date he sat on the couch, in the same room as her parents.

He let out just a little fart, just when the dog hopped onto the couch with him, and figured that the parents would think it was the dog.

Every time he farted the young girl's parents told the dog to get off the couch. The dog ignored the words of the parents.

He felt pretty safe, with the dog staying next to him, so the man kept going.

Finally he really let a big one rip.

The father looked at the dog and said, "Rover you had better get off the couch before that guy s-h-i-t-s on you!"

Answer 4

Yes. The trees , the animals and the birds.

Answer 5

Yes! You would! (and if I was anywhere near the forest, I would too because I have one of the noses that smells everything, unfortunatley!)

Answer 6

Bound to. Did you check behind the tree or in the bushes?

Answer 7

Yes, I would smell it for you.

Answer 8

No.

The smell of the bear shitting would overpower everything else.

Answer 9

Run and leave the place before it catches fire

Answer 10

Marshmallow behind you!!