A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."
2006-07-16 21:52:05 · 14 answers · asked by 42ITUS™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You're bullshittin' me!
2006-07-16 22:16:58 · answer #1 · answered by JustAskMe 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good night
2006-07-16 22:11:00 · answer #2 · answered by WOLVERINE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure this is the last? Why stop when you are on a roll?
2006-07-16 22:55:14 · answer #3 · answered by peanutz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one hahahahahahaha
2006-07-16 22:00:56 · answer #4 · answered by Stacey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-07-16 22:03:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh? Oh well, good night.
2006-07-16 21:57:21 · answer #6 · answered by prcsdime 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh well, good night.
2006-07-16 22:01:39 · answer #7 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!! way to funny GOOD NIGHT!
2006-07-16 22:10:13 · answer #8 · answered by wolfpack0810 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl very good
2006-07-16 21:59:53 · answer #9 · answered by advice samuraii 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheh
2006-07-17 04:31:34 · answer #10 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋