A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and become a mechanic. He found out from the local technical college what was involved,signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had received a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there had been an error which needed adjusting." The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."
2006-07-16 21:46:13 · 12 answers · asked by 42ITUS™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The instructor went on to say, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it through the muffler."
2006-07-16 21:46:28 · update #1
Smell the Fingers!
2006-07-16 22:19:08 · answer #1 · answered by JustAskMe 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What Skill! Nice Joke!
2006-07-17 04:52:33 · answer #2 · answered by i_luv_the_irish23 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's not a bad joke lol that was actually quite funny lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-17 06:45:22 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well not quit as good as the last one , but IT'LL do too
2006-07-17 04:49:41 · answer #4 · answered by joegossum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GREAT! LOL Can I have an encore?
2006-07-17 06:05:05 · answer #5 · answered by peanutz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha it is funny!
2006-07-17 04:57:58 · answer #6 · answered by Lucky♣Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah hahahahah
2006-07-17 04:51:10 · answer #7 · answered by WOLVERINE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!
2006-07-17 04:48:52 · answer #8 · answered by Maritza S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2006-07-17 04:51:47 · answer #9 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute!
2006-07-17 04:50:35 · answer #10 · answered by Direktor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋