What's the worst place you ever passed gas?

Question

Could be public or private.....

Answer 1

In an elevator full of cute girls... it was a big noisy wet one too, and we were all going to the top floor together, it seemed to take forever!

Answer 2

Three stand out (if I can list 3)

* 7th grade, English class. Everyone heard. Worse, my preacher was the substitute teacher that day.

* College, accounting class, during a quiet & pretty serious lecture (it was accounting class after all)

* Church--pastor's class, an optional "bible study" type of thing. I was 32 years old, too--and was in the front of the room, with the preacher barely 20 feet away.

Answer 3

Coming out of Oral Exam room after making a dashing performance but ending with a Dhoom.

Answer 4

I worked customer service at a fancy department store. I sneezed and a fart slipped out too....in front of about 6 much older co-workers. I was sooooo embarassed and they just laughed and laughed.

Answer 5

Confessional Booth
The priest puked

Answer 6

in Hot Topix, the hang-time was so severe i darn near cleared the store. no1 new what 2 do, especially the employees.
i gave the word rank a new meaning.

Answer 7

i normally will do it anywhere, but once in line in a drug strore in front of two old ladies i tried to slip out a quiet one...... wrongo! It
was a loud squeaking door type of fart, and they looked like they had been shot. one of a very few that actually embarassed me

Answer 8

During a group huddle and when it was deafly quiet, it acciently slipped out and people made a circle around me...

Answer 9

At home in front of my brothers girlfriend at the time. It was really loud, it just slipped out.

Answer 10

During a physical, right after I coughed.