Instruction for reading: Read in an Italian
accent
I am a Italiano One day ima gonna LA to bigga
hotel. In a morning I go down to eat breakfast. I
tella waitress I wanna two pisses toast. She
brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two
piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no
understand, I wanna two piss onna my plate. She
say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma
*****. I don't even know the lady and she call me
sonna ma *****!
Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The
waitress bring me a spoon and knife but no fock.
I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone
wanna fock. I tella her you no understand. I
wanna fock on the table. She say you better not
fock on the table, you sonna ma *****.
So, I go back to my room ina hotel and there is
no shits onna my bed. I call the manager and
tella him I wanna ****. He tell me to go to
toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna **** on
my bed. He say you better not **** onna bed, you
sonna ma *****.
I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say:
"Peace on you." I say piss on you too, you sonna
ma *****, I gonna back to Italy!
2006-07-16 19:29:03 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one!
I'm not Italian, but I can appreciate this kind of humor.
I believe in equality when it comes to funny jokes.
Everybody gets a whack!
2006-07-17 10:11:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao,again, funny how the same old jokes just keep getting shuffled around from one generation to the next. What color da shits onna yo bed huh?
2006-07-16 19:41:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Baie goed !
Funny guys by nature the Italians...met one in hospital one day, under police guard, his face was all bandaged up, only his eyes were visible.
Asked him what happened and he mumbled that he was actually a secret agent and was sent over here to disrupt the bus services...His task was to blow up the busses, but unfortunately he was injured when he burnt his lips on the first buss's exhaust pipe...
2006-07-17 09:48:02 · answer #3 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha
Golden 10*
2006-07-16 19:54:58 · answer #4 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe cute clever and hilarious lol check ya later ♥
2006-07-16 19:34:55 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool one, i liked it!! Shame, poor Italian. Ha ha ha!
2006-07-16 21:33:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Evening to you, real funnny...thx lol
PS its the morning here
2006-07-16 19:54:22 · answer #7 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Booo! That sucked.
2006-07-17 15:39:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah peas on you too :)
hey.. are you at the beach now?
2006-07-16 19:32:50 · answer #9 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol - funny stuff!
2006-07-16 19:39:27 · answer #10 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋