I'm tired and its been a rough ride today
any good night stories to make me smile..laugh?? Love ya if ya
do....
2006-07-16 18:55:52 · 22 answers · asked by ljean 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
i have a good joke about a pregnant woman i thought it was funny hope u do too...
> > ** THE PREGNANT LADY **
> >> >ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY:
> A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus,She noticed the man opposite her was grinning at her.
> She immediately moved to another seat.
>This time the grin turned into a smile, so she moved again.
> The man seemed even more amused.
> And then, on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing.
> She complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
>The case came up in court. The judge asked the man(about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
> The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
> When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
> She sat down under a sign that said,'The Double Mint Twins are Coming' and I grinned.
> "Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile."
> "Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,"William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself."
> "BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident' I just lost it."
2006-07-16 18:59:23 · answer #1 · answered by mochachinalatte18 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do I want you to love me? Ok. Ummm.
Night stories, huh?
There was once a tired gal,
who had a rough day at the mall...
she came on for awhile,
to look for a smile,
but I just didn't have the gall.
(yes, that was sad...lol)
2006-07-17 02:02:01 · answer #2 · answered by Evil Wordmonger, LTD LOL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hope this makes u smile Girl!!
ok this kid and his mom were at home while his dad was at work.
her boyfriend came over and they were about to do it, then the dad came home, so she put her boyfriend and the boy in the closet
boy- sure is dark in here,
boy-do u like my baseball bat?''
man-yes
boy-''im selling it''
man-o thats good
boy-''wana buy it''
man-no thanks
boy-''ok i guess ill tell my dad''
boy-no! ill buy it how much?
boy-''500 dollars''
man-ok
so the next day the same thing happens the dad comes home and the wife puts them in the closet
boy- sure is dark in here
man-yep
boy- im selling my baseball wana buy it
man- no thanks
boy- ok i guess ill go get my dad
man- no no dont do that, how much?
boy- 500 dollars
man- ok fine
the next day the father asks his son if he wants to play baseball
boy- no thanks
dad- why not?
boy- i sold them for 1000 dollars
dad- u cheated ur friends out of 1000 dollars, were going to the church to repent
when they get to the church the boy goes into the confessional booth
boy- it sure is dark in here
Man- DONT START THAT Sh**!!
lol the preacher was the wifes boyfriend
2006-07-17 01:57:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a joke off of Maxim Magazine I thought was pretty funny:
A farmer goes to college, and the dean signs him up for logic.
"What's that?" he asks.
"Do you own a Weedwacker?" asks the dean. The farmer nods. "Then logically speaking, I'd assume you have a house with a yard."
"Sure do!" the farmer agrees.
"Then logic tells me that you have a family," concludes the dean.
"Yes, I'm married!" he asserts.
"Then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual."
"That's amazing," the farmer exclaims. "You knew all that because I have a Weedwacker."
The farmer leaves to meet his friend at the bar. He tells him about the class.
"What's logic?" his friend asks.
"Watch," says the farmer. "Do you own a Weedwacker?"
"No," replies the friend.
"Then you're gay."
2006-07-17 02:06:44 · answer #4 · answered by sg2kca 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yeah I will tell ya something that will make you smile. Go read my 360 and be glad that your life isnt like mine. Smile because you are having better days than me. LOL
If that doesnt work then click here http://whatsontonight.blogware.com/_photos/sarge.sized.jpg
2006-07-17 02:01:17 · answer #5 · answered by laencm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Today my seven year old grandson who lives next door, came over looking confused and sad. I gave him a hug and ask him what was wrong?? He said, "Today is Mom's birthday. And I don't think she likes it." I said, "Why?" He said, "Cause when I asked her how many years old she is, She said '30'. And I just said 'Golly...I didn't know people lived to be that old'..... She screamed "GET OUT!"
Then he said, "When people get old, they sure are grumpy aren't they!?"
(lol.) Good Night!
2006-07-17 02:20:49 · answer #6 · answered by pebbles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pat: That's an odd pair of socks you have there. One's red, and the other green.
Ed: Yes, and I have a pair just like it at home!
Hehe sweet dreams, hope tomorrow;s better for you.
2006-07-17 02:06:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey answer this...!
When wud u paint a plane??
When it is up in the air..!
Guess why??
It would b small....and wont take ur whole day doin such a tiresome job...!
2006-07-17 02:03:16 · answer #8 · answered by too_good_for anyone 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the park and find yourself a toad to kiss.
2006-07-17 01:59:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
theres 5 ppl in a room 1 person farts and every 1 else drops dead who dunn it
2006-07-17 01:58:21 · answer #10 · answered by babybud 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋