If hypothetically, Jesus had put some of his, toe jam, smegma, dandruff, belly button fluff and dried snot in a sealed bottle and buried it, and Christians dug it up and postively identified it as belonging to JC. Would they proclaim it a holy relic and claim miraculous powers for it? If they found some of JCs DNA in this sacred bodily detritus would it be OK with Christians to clone your Messiah and bring him back or do you think the cloned JC would denounce you all ?
2006-07-16 18:32:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That was such a good idea I made the relic just as described, aged it in the microwave, forged a good certificate of authenticity from the Israeli dept. of Antiquities, put it on ebay and already got bids of 70 grand. Your a genius swine, tell me where to send your 20%. & we should register CloneJesus corp right away.
2006-07-16 19:36:33 · answer #1 · answered by Vermin 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, in all possibility no longer a humour artist, a minimum of this could be no longer likely from the cultural climate on the time. probably a hoax as: a million. Carbon-14 relationship exhibits it to be plenty youthful than it needs to be. 2. Face is extra like form of portray and not maximum appropriate for the way a actual face could undertaking on fabric. 3. Dried blood turns black and the shroud has it pink.
2016-11-02 04:53:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure the vatican would first try to cover it up, then they'd use it to there advantage and worship it. But they enjoy worshiping false idols, and praying to ppl other then God. Even though the bible tells us not to.
And i'm sure they would also use it as some excuse as to why preists molest alter boys.
haha I didn't know you could be turned into an alter boy? hmmm... thats scary, if they can do that can they turn me into a boy then an altar boy? Or is that even beyond there power?
hahaha johnny you just made me almost make water come out my nose!
2006-07-16 18:36:54 · answer #3 · answered by evil_kandykid 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, where the heck did you get those pink ears?????/
I bet you can fly too ;-) LOL
Better watch out Swine Boy, just remember, the guys who wrote the Bible and believe in Jesus F#(ked their goats. No telling what they would do with a Pig LMAO 8-)
2006-07-16 20:49:36 · answer #4 · answered by TommyTrouble 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope.
We do not worship the body of Christ.
Cloning the body of Jesus would not create the person of Christ.
Cordially,
John
2006-07-16 18:41:32 · answer #5 · answered by John 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you better hope the pope doesn't hear about this question. he'll turn you into an alterboy. just don't bend over to pick up the wine.
2006-07-16 18:40:12 · answer #6 · answered by kurleylovescheese 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good stuff. just like the russians have a fragement of hitler's skull. wonder if they clone him, will he be the same hitler or a spoilt russian german brat?
2006-07-16 18:40:41 · answer #7 · answered by santosh s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i guess GOD was wise enough to eradicate all traces of his mortal son to avoid it being used in the ways you've enumerated above...
2006-07-16 21:35:36 · answer #8 · answered by kikayhere 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
holy toejam jesus! its batman!
2006-07-16 18:34:34 · answer #9 · answered by johnny_zondo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wish he ahd done that then we could prove his bloodline.
2006-07-16 18:41:19 · answer #10 · answered by loreerocks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋