John: What lie is close to the truth?
Fred: There is no such thing! A lie is a lie and truth is a truth!
John: Yes, there is a big lie that is very close to the truth! I can prove it too!
Fred: Ok, tell me and I will believe you!
John: When you were born, you came out from your mother’s butt!
Fred: I did not come out from my mother’s butt. That’s a big lie!
John: Yes, but it’s 1 inch away from the truth!
2006-07-16 18:05:25 · 8 answers · asked by joann_xvi 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAAAHAAA i just saw saw ur joke now and it really made me laugh.
2006-07-17 01:44:37 · answer #1 · answered by alloy 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh girl! That is some funny ****!
2006-07-18 09:33:34 · answer #2 · answered by Sharon S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one..
2006-07-18 12:43:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
P.S. Best of luck to your gonna be Libra...
2006-07-17 15:20:31 · answer #4 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!
2006-07-17 01:10:17 · answer #5 · answered by >(",)< 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!
2006-07-17 01:41:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHHAAHA
2006-07-17 01:09:37 · answer #7 · answered by clonepeople4free 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wheee! ^_^
2006-07-17 07:10:24 · answer #8 · answered by bear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋