How do u know if your drunk?

Answer 1

Trust me, you'll know!

Answer 2

If you are driving and you wait for the stop sign to turn green, then you are drunk. (please pull over and call a cab.)

If you turn on the television and come to the conclusion that someone will sell you the secret to making millions of dollars for $19.95, you are drunk.

If you sing "feelings" at a karaoke bar, you are drunk.

If you think that your boyfriend/girlfriend will not mind your flirting with that cute guy/girl, you are drunk.

Answer 3

If you're anything like my sister-in-law, when you ask the waitress for another 'sex on the beach' [a drink] and you instead tell the waitress that you want a 'sex on the b****', then you know you've had enough for the night.

I don't know why, but after the slip of the tongue she spent the next five minutes apologizing to the waitress.

And if your reading this sis, oops. I guess you're gonna want to rip me a new one for telling everyone this. But, like it was just way too funny to keep to myself. lol

Answer 4

You just do for me my lips become numb then i start loosing my footing and when i go to grab something i miss it by like two feet or i knock it over but don't worry who cares if your drunk because by then you wont even care.

Answer 5

If you're feeling dizzy, refreshed, and relaxed, that means you're drunk... But trust me, you don't wanna do it because if you get drunk, you can't drive, or walk properly... You'll just go to bed directly without grooming yourself because you're so dizzy!

Answer 6

Hi Foo!
I am sure you had a couple of rounds of "bloody mary" with soda water and found your question! Come to normal after a few hours sleep and you will know the difference.

Answer 7

you can tell if someone else is drunk by slurring speech, difficulty walking, red eyes, and delayed reaction time. it is often difficult to see these signs in yourself, however. that is why so many people drive drunk: because they feel fine.

Answer 8

You drink and do not know this?
If you drink, stop now. Never take another drink. I've tried drinking and it's not fun. It makes you feel s***y and that's not the way you need to survive in life.
I've been sober 2 months now and have no urge to drink anymore!!!
Thank you, God!!!

Answer 9

You feel giggly, silly, kinda off balance, maybe your stomach's a little gurgly, if you can pay attention to yourself you'll find yourself slurring words, getting sloppy, spilling stuff, maybe smokin like a chimney.

Answer 10

if you drank enough...you just know you feel different...some people are different when they are drunk some girls i know when they are drunk just cry and cry and cry and me on the other hand..im fun fun fun im crazyyyy when im drunk...its fun.

Answer 11

Dizziness, trouble thinking.