You do and say nothing.
This is one of the quirks of etiquette. One is assumed not to be in control of flatulence. Everyone present is supposed to pretend it never happened. Saying anything just calls attention to it and makes people embarassed.
This is different than when someone burps. One is assumed to be in control of burps, so you are expected to say "Excuse me" or something similar if you burp.
I don't make the rules, I just know about them!
2006-07-17 04:23:35
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answered by Anonymous
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It depends on the situation. If it's like at a formal dinner or some gay **** like that, I would ignore it. If my gf just ripped one while we were watchign tv, I'd grab her head and fart in her face. And I have before.
2006-07-17 01:22:17
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answered by Anonymous
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emilypost.com offers no guidance regarding either "fart", "flatulence", or "flatus". But wouldn't a returned fart of roughly equal magnitude put everyone on the same footing? This is the essence of good manners.
2006-07-17 00:37:00
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answered by arbeit 4
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Well, if the person keeps quiet and tries to ignore his own action, then follow suit and keep quiet about it. If it stinks bad, just excuse yourself and go get fresh air.
2006-07-17 03:11:12
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answered by Anonymous
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Ignore it. You can laugh only if they laugh first.
2006-07-17 00:32:53
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answered by Michele R 3
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haha i think i would laugh at them. even though its embarassing for them its funny
2006-07-17 00:32:57
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answered by Christine R 2
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most people try to hold back from laughing and hold their nose at the same time.
2006-07-17 00:43:16
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answered by hollywood71@verizon.net 5
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depends who they are
if there a stranger i'd laugh
if it was a girl i'd laugh too
if it was my friends i'd just ignore it
2006-07-17 00:33:41
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answered by BulisTiC 2
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It depends on the situation and how well you know the person.
2006-07-17 00:33:14
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answered by Anonymous
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laugh if it sounds funny....but pretending like you didn't hear it is the best move
2006-07-17 00:34:01
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answered by Anonymous
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